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Everyneurotic 08.13.2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke


hahahahahahaha, that one is good.

we all know who's the one with the history lessons and wiki links.

TheDom 08.13.2006 11:58 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightbulb_jokes

finding nobody 08.13.2006 12:36 PM

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Fish.hahahaa

luxinterior 08.13.2006 12:39 PM

Hahahahahaha

king_buzzo 08.13.2006 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
5 to make a witty light bulb joke



they were funny though

Richard Pryor on Fire 08.13.2006 01:19 PM

Q:How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A:Pfft, What, you don't Know?

k-krack 08.13.2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

[Take 2]

How many Sonic Youth fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The earlier lightbulb's stuff was loads better.


it should be how many HIPSTERS does it take.

Cantankerous 08.13.2006 02:40 PM

no. candles are so 1873.

finding nobody 08.13.2006 02:41 PM

karoseen lamps?

Cantankerous 08.13.2006 02:43 PM

i'll have to hit my grandma up for some of those. she actually has some.

atsonicpark 08.13.2006 05:11 PM

Heh polysics..

Toilet & Bowels 08.13.2006 07:33 PM

i use those energy saver lightbulbs, because you never have to change them

Norma J 08.13.2006 08:05 PM

How many guitarist does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, and 30 to stand around and go: "That was fuckin' shit".

It's not a light bulb joke, but I liek it none the less:
How do you know you have a guitarist at your party?
He'll/she'll tell you

Norma J 08.13.2006 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
How many SY Boardies does it take to change a light bulb?

10:

1 to change it
1 to have a radical opinion on it
1 to make a mock thread out of it
1 to make a poll on which light bulb was better
1 to provide a small history and wiki link on light bulbs
5 to make a witty light bulb joke



HAHA

And a few to post a few hundred pics of themselves in different stances/views with a light bulb.

Ripchord 08.13.2006 08:56 PM

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4
1 to change it, 1 to copy him, and 2 to call them sellouts.

Alex's Trip 08.13.2006 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
HAHA

And a few to post a few hundred pics of themselves in different stances/views with a light bulb.

Hahaha...good one...

k-krack 08.13.2006 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripchord
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4
1 to change it, 1 to copy him, and 2 to call them sellouts.


and a few to, in the future, use that old lightbulb and say they were using it before it was cool.

Cantankerous 08.13.2006 09:39 PM

how many cantankerouses does it take to change a lightbulb?

just one. there's no joke. it really only takes one. there's not even another one available.

Norma J 08.14.2006 01:10 AM

Post number 35986986518658162398638568916895689165123 by Cantankerous about herself.

HAHA. It's funny 'cause it's true.

Norma J 08.14.2006 02:37 AM

HAHA, Cantankerous. How apt of you to give me negative rep after that comment. Nonetheless the comment still rings true and you know that. You're one self-obsessed, dilusional, junkie-wannabe, feline, ain't ya. There's a few of you on every board.


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