The deal, important though it may be, is somewhat irrelevant. The relevant fact is that people will see it...

People will. But I won't.

Because it's called Snakes On A Plane? Genius...

No, because it looks like the dumbest stupidest-ass movie I think I'll never have the displeasure of watching.

But the sheer dumbness, the stupid-assness of it... Doesn't it fascinate you? It looks strangely intriguing... like a lava lamp turned inside out, skewered by daggers and snakes... You're right... I'm not watching it...

Snakes on a Plane AND Samuel Jackson and anybody else who had anything to do with this movie can all kiss my ass.

I'm obsessed about this movie...for no other reason than that it is called "Snakes on a Plane" and it's about snakes on a plane.

it comes out on my birthday...i get to meet s.jack

Oh for fuck's sakes...

Oh my God. Snakes!

They've already done a cheap straight to video knock off called Snakes on a Train which looks even cheaper and 10 times as ridiculous and thus beats SOAP because that's surely the angle they're going for.

http://www.theasylum.cc/video/SNAKES.mov

neat

my thoughts exactly.

I am glad SOMEone agrees with me.

I agree. Look at this bullshit:

Holy crap, that is good.

i just think it's hilarious that hollywood has come to this.

next up: dumb romantic comedy starring jennifer aniston

the backlash!

but every-e- "the break-up" was a pile of shit that not even the random appearance of the old '97s could save.

/ok, seriously. i'll still see soap. i do like samuel l jackson as an actor and a badass mofo, and.. it's entertainment.

oh skitz. its not entertainment! its enterLAMEment!! HAHAHAHAHA! GOOD PUN K-KRACKIDY!!!

yeah, samuel l jackson is a great actor, one of the only ones that doesn't make me want to get a job as an assistant on a hollywood studio before firing machine gun blast after machine gun blast to every douncebag i come across.

god, i hate friends and pretty much everything associated with them.

some future hollywood hits:

this is not supposed to be funny starring will ferrell
big lips, bigger boobs starring angelina jolie
we're horrible millionaire sluts starring paris hilton and lindsay lohan
disney's (or pixar's or dreamworks's) computer animation with no imagination
i'm going to save the world starring tom cruise
i'm going to win an oscar starring tom hanks