Originally Posted by kinikinikinik

i cant hear you over the sound of your band and the unfathomable depths of its atrociousness.

as explained above, gagathulu caused the fuckin tsunami in the first place, i just left my micro noodles in too long at the fukushima reactor and everybody was all like freakin out and shit. whatevs, they should just take a chill pill and lissen to ur relaxed indie soundz tu calm their frayed japanerves.

plus i killed myself like 5 times already this week.

and you couldn't explain or counteract any of "my" theories even with a much needed eugenics programme in the monkey army that types the binary into your neurons.

keep holding onto that flame of feel good progressive millenarianism until tesla and his tea party pogrom buddies come knocking on your door demanding at gunpoint your goldline coins and any remaining dorritoes.

you can sing acoustic ballads about it when you're starving and burning hyper inflated dollars in a trash can for heat.

record the sessions onto the medium of the wind and carrier pigeon a copy to my fuckin indifference.

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

He was a neurotic piece of shit.

Another super intelligent person turned psychotic douchebag.

Like most of us cunts.

Hopefully, he killed himself.

Or, if he had any balls, is over helping out in Japan.

Proving wrong all his theories about how the human race is fucked.

Originally Posted by ann ashtray

this.

Originally Posted by kinikinikinik

my witty troll comeback:

http://littleredlighter.blogspot.com/

Originally Posted by kinikinikinik

he left because his unit was deployed to afghanistan to murder villagers and extract the oil that flows in their veins. this is brought back to the homeland to fuel lady gaga's monsterous and all consuming vagina.

the vagina is devouring everything thrown into it at a seemingly unstoppable rate. however kinn and his followers seem to believe they can at least plead with it for favour so that they might be killed swiftly and mercifully instead of suffering a long and agonising demise. they have enthroned kinn as the leader of their new age death cult, and he delivers increasingly erratic and desperate sermons which draw wild and fantastically implausible conclusions from a mixture of leftist critical theory and a kind of schizoid neo buddhist mysticism.

the group has been steadily amassing new recruits as revolution and dwindling world oil supplies plunge the planet into crisis and rage. a secret meeting of coalition military officials was called, and a black ops mission to assasinate kinn and break up his group was covertly launched.

however the agent, a mentally unstable alcoholic soldier suffering extreme PTSD, has not been heard from since arriving at kinns jungle fortress 23 days ago and is presumed dead.

rumours indicate kinn may be in beijing, lecturing party officials on the looming collapse of american and european liberal capitalism and how to strengthen the dialectics of the state marxism. party sources deny these claims, while speculation is rampant, with conflicting rumours suggesting kinn may be either dead or somewhere in tehran. it is widely believed kinn's group has been funding itself through pretending to have hacked and plundered schemata of breakthrough alternative energy technologies and bidding various corporate and governmental interest groups against each other. it is also rumoured that since this tactic has been exposed the groups funding is dwindling and its members are on the run fleeing increasingly coordinated interpol efforts to track and imprison anyone caught with connections to it. however, the trail of a suspected member of the group collapsed in sweden under allegations of judicial impropriety and collusion between kinns group and members of the swedish anti terrorism authorities. prosecutors claimed their emails were being hacked and their offices had been bugged, presumably by someone in the anti terrorism unit who was passing on information to the suspects lawyers. members of the nations parliament and media called for an independent investigation, efforts towards which seem to have stalled and the suspected member of kinn's group has long since left the country.

meanwhile, the vagina has swelled to cover a landmass the size texas, with recent tectonic plate activity attributed to its rage. military and nuclear efforts to halt its growth and rampage are proving futile, with mass evacuations of the southern US causing chaos on the nations dilapidated transport networks. the offficial state of emergency has been extended indefinitely.


the horror, the horror.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I think it should be pointed out that the people hating on n'ik are the people who's delicate sensibilities are easily overcome.

and by overcome, I mean, come all over their face.

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Yeah, he rules. He's just bored with the internet. Understandable.

Originally Posted by ni'k

in response to your comment joe no i am not returning i merely came back because those two were asking after me. glice offended me greatly with his comments about having sex with me. but i am the forgiving type so i will forget about it. tbh they are shady characters and i don't want to be associated with such types anymore. don't keep company with people of ill repute. this sounds like a wise saying and something relevant to my life. it is difficult to improve as a person when you don't cut company with those who would see you into the gutter sucking dicks for xylophones. not that i can blame everything on others, i have to take responsibility for my own actions and that means using my time wisely and not associating with the devilment of scoundrels and rogues.

well anyway i should be off. it does me no good to be here i should be off continuing to improve my life because i have a lot to make up for after all the bad behaviour of the past. i will not be round these ways again so don't ask after me guys. actually i won't be gone yet i'm still waiting for chabib to ban and delete my account but he hasn't replied to my pm's. probably too busy fighting george bush with his art posters. oh well i will have to wait until he gets around to it. bye guys i hope you find faith in yourselves and turn your lives around. peace be with you.

Originally Posted by Derek

I think it should be pointed out that the people hating on n'ik are the people he went out of his way to make fun of.

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Well, one of those people in particular (you know who I'm referring to) is a person everyone on this board makes fun of quite regularly.

Anywho, thanks n'ik -- and Derek for starting this thread -- it's basically the best thread of 2011 so far besides the dubstep thread.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

that lady shouldn't let her baby play with dope-filled balloons.

also, anyone here feeling unjustly "teased" needs to harden the fuck up, or stop acting like such a twat.

if you want to act like a twat, please by all means do (it fuels the Internet), but for fucks sake, don't whinge like a bitch when it comes back, or F22's with sharkblood (like nik) will feast upon your soul.