& it's not that he's asking me to play. It's that he spends so much time playing, that I feel guilty I'm not playing with him. It's a weird parent thing, exacerbated by his imminent departure for college. Clinging Dad Syndrome.................

You are way cooler than my dad.....tell him to get over it.

That's hard fucking core.

Kill The Poor tonight!

i play video games with my daddy all the time...

mine tried and was rubbish at it so left. i think he wanted to talk to me about the birds and bees but didnt have the balls.

Vice City is probably the worst GTA game out there. Be a GOOD papa and get your son a better GTA game.

I think your son is the bad one, wanting to play Vice City instead of listening to Dead Kennedys with his father.

If things continue like this, then one of you is going to need counselling at some point. Why not get it out of the way sooner rather than later and book yourselves in for family counselling now?

My dad fucking pays me to play video games...

"Beat this game by the end of the month and I'll give you $20."

The sad thing is I hardly finish them. I'm not much of a videogame player.

Video games suck. Dead Kennedy's rock. It's as simple as that.

And yeah, you are a bad father.

I'm a bad dad. I wouldn't want to be any other way.

Wow.