no you didnt! i did!!

well she was a total whore, let's just say we both did.

like me and you. not jesus. he was ugly.

agreed

he had pretty eyes.

That used to be my wallpaper for my latptop.

I beg to differ

The Bible doesn't talk about Mary fucking anybody.

hes got eyes as blue as an ocean. except hes butt ugly.

but look at the compassion he had for sheep

But a Godly beard.

Jesus knows no compassion.

What are you talking about? He has gloves of Mercy.

you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there.

Or so he thought!

"you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there."

No, you're making that up. Talk to some Bible scholars. They will tell you that you and cantankerous didn't fuck Mary.

uh... im pretty sure yr wrong. about as wrong as "bible scholars". they are idiots. here, i'll quote the bible.
Psalm 50 hundred, verse 12, line 16-18.
"And there lay mary, k-krack and cantankerous, in the throngs of sin, a threesome, thrusting and pulsing, sweaty bodies wreaking of sex and sexy."

Truly, one of David's weakest efforts.

First of all, Daycare Nation has started yet another ridiculously stupid thread. And secondly, yes Sonic Youth masturbate. A lot.

of course they masturbate!!!!!!!!!!

....while listening to rather ripped!