Imnense--immense and intense.

narcicinema - projected images of you and nothing but you

lol

tomorrowfuck = pretentious futurist

I realise this is not quite in the spirit of what's intended here, but it reminds me of something from 25 years ago which was quite funny and worth checking out.
In an episode of Blackadder the Third, Edmund inadvertantly destroys the first and only copy of Samuel Johnson's dictionary, a nine-year, fully comprehensive work. In order to lessen the impact of the loss, Edmund sets about using ridiculous made up words which Johnson could never have heard of. Very funny at the time... not seen it since, but I'm sure it would stand up today.

snarhutition

epwoirduhmlat

trouse-part mobile home part house

i like it

get stuck in everyone

Herbinating - smoking too much medicine and falling asleep for winter

Alcoholistic - drinking to treat all medical complaints

Purine - waste of an innocent which substitutes for those about to undergo a drugs test.

pilfarrar (Am.) - one who steals books

Pantagonized - the natural urge felt by anyone over 30 to shout "pull your fucking trousers up" to young people in the street

Pisstachios - the hygienic bowl of free nuts at your favourite pub.

Optipisstic - getting on the tube in the West End after several drinks expecting to make it all the way to Epping without needing to go.

Testiculating - talking bollocks with exaggerated arm movements (thanks to my cousin for that one)