they are one of the main reasons i get stressed in the berlin. german tourists are very rude and later when all the young ones come out they get drunk and its even worse.

it's summer you pasty motherucker, walk like a man

Crawl for me mofo

This (insert one nationality or other here) tourist the other day had the audacity to sit on top of the stairs on a double decker bus that was so crowded it felt like hell.The bus driver stopped the bus and started shouting that if the person who was sitting there wouldn't stand up,he wouldn't keep on driving.Classic.

Go on a Duck Tours tour and jump off when you get near home. Have you been on one of those? Great fun.

Get On Your Knees.