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pokkeherrie 01.10.2011 12:25 PM

That would suck for humans, but it won't affect me.

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

A Thousand Threads 01.10.2011 12:33 PM

Politicians can be replaced by wind.

pbradley 01.10.2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
i'll start with you phradley
WOULD YOU VOTE FOR ME?

No, because you aren't Charles Webster Baer.

Unless you are.

pbradley 01.10.2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads
Politicians can be replaced by wind.

from the buttocks of a thousand populist poses.

krischanski 01.10.2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
are you sure?

Yes, I am. I am a programmer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
how many human brains do you need to make 1 computer

How many humans do you need to make 1 human? Just 2? Or a whole population?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
can you humans use computers?

What are you doing now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
the human brain function = find food + have sex (reproduction) = END OF FUNCTION HUMAN BRAIN
computer = difficult mathematic calculations, extreem large database, multi functional ect.

Computers learned it from humans. They are faster in simple one-dimensional calculations with large numbers of operators. That's all. No creation, no art, no abstraction, no variation. Just numerical stupidity.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
does that changed your look on computers or the human brain?

No. Of course.

SONIC GAIL 01.10.2011 03:05 PM

Im sorry to be so blunt, but this question is just stupid. I am not even going to answer in fact.

DeadDiscoDildo 01.10.2011 04:17 PM

What's stupid is that you think Gast is for real....

who created that persona?

Happens when ppl get bored around here.

SONIC GAIL 01.10.2011 04:21 PM

r u callin me stupid u dildo?

gast30 01.10.2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
What's stupid is that you think Gast is for real....

who created that persona?

Happens when ppl get bored around here.


if people get bored around here

the joke of the day

DeadDiscoDildo 01.10.2011 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
r u callin me stupid u dildo?


The indefinite "u."

But...you ARE from the south.

;)

gast30 01.10.2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krischanski
Yes, I am. I am a programmer.


How many humans do you need to make 1 human? Just 2? Or a whole population?


What are you doing now?


Computers learned it from humans. They are faster in simple one-dimensional calculations with large numbers of operators. That's all. No creation, no art, no abstraction, no variation. Just numerical stupidity.


No. Of course.


you are interrupting my plans for world domination
you are bringing the world into danger

i'll send some secret agents at you

NEIN, NEIN, NEIN

SONIC GAIL 01.10.2011 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
The indefinite "u."

But...you ARE from the south.

;)


Yes Darlin I am:D

gast30 01.10.2011 05:00 PM

in the meanwhile
-one hour later at the house of krischanski

ding dong
?
the door opens

secret agents B.I.A.
soo... you try to interrupt our boss his plans
psiw psiw
a gun with silencer shoots you to sleep

then you will dissapear, be taken for an experiments on how humans who are going to live in space ships

and no one will ever hear of you

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.10.2011 05:19 PM

wait, politicians already weren't computers?

gast30 01.10.2011 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
in the meanwhile
-one hour later at the house of krischanski

ding dong
?
the door opens

secret agents B.I.A.
soo... you try to interrupt our boss his plans
psiw psiw
a gun with silencer shoots you to sleep

then you will dissapear, be taken for an experiments on how humans who are going to live in space ships

and no one will ever hear of you


wait a minute
krischanski you are a software writer

i can use you for writing programs to forge electronic voting systems

my mastermind sees the light
world domination is near

start writing that program!
it's an order

Pelle 01.11.2011 08:51 AM

If, I bet the computers would fucken nuke the planet.

floatingslowly 01.11.2011 10:54 AM

I would gladly replace my (work) computer with a politician.

they are very much alike.

my computer can't do a damn thing without someone upstairs giving it commands.

right now, it's currently sitting here with it's dongle uselessly wagging.

floatingslowly 01.11.2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Politicians can replace computers.

^^^ this.

I read threads Chinese-stylee.

ni hao.

Keeping It Simple 01.12.2011 10:20 AM

I think idiots replaced politicians decades ago.


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