the other day at work i walked into the toilets to find the health and safety inspector who was visiting that day, standing with the door to his cubicle wide open, his trousers round his ankles his back facing out into the room, wiping his arse, it was creepy but also kind of funny when i walked straight out again saw one of the guys from accounts going past and told him to go in and have a look.

delusional females

Polystyrene. Horrible stuff.

Otherwise, I'm fine with most things.

body horror type shit
worms
spiders

also i'm extremely scared of riding escalators (i don't even fucking know) ... but that's more funny than creepy

They clearly know something you don't.

One time I seen a used tampon right next to a used comdom

the opposite.

:D:D:D:D

Korean business men running up to ask me what country I'm from while I'm walking down the street.

Seeing someone eat live octopus, with its tentacles wiggling and grasping from inside their mouth.

^ imagine if both of those events happened at the same time.

First thought: Cthulhian cultist.

seriously?

old boy eh...

fuckin CAVALLETTE
berlusconi
fascite necrotizzante

 

Spiders are pretty much the only things that really creep me out. Oh and Earwigs. You ever see these hateful little bastards...? Gross.