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Trasher02 07.16.2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHOUT
Why the fuck would you eat a bee?

When you're 7 you'd eat anything.

Trasher02 07.16.2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
How the fuck do you swallow your tongue? I know it happens, but seriously, that is fucking retarded.

I have a friend who can swallow it and take it back out...

nicfit 07.16.2006 03:02 PM

well'when it's paralyzed it will tend to simply "fall" through your throath if you stand and walk or move your head or wathever..it must be an awful sensation...if you panic and nobody's there to help you,you're done.if you're calm enough,i think you could just keep your mouth open and your head down,with streams of saliva falling to your feet,but you'll live.i thik.i am tired.

Cantankerous 07.16.2006 08:54 PM

makes sense, like it just rolls back into your throat since you can't control it.

nicfit 07.17.2006 04:04 AM

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11847
how can he do this without puking?
i like this thread.and today i like cantankerous too.

Trasher02 07.17.2006 04:09 AM

Was that a guy or a girl in that video?

nicfit 07.17.2006 04:14 AM

i think he's a guy.even if it's somewhat hard to tell,it's listed as a generic "kid" in the name of the video.but his expression when he does it is typical of males being able to do something disgustingly funny.

Trasher02 07.17.2006 04:20 AM

really? I thought it was a girl.

sonicl 07.17.2006 04:26 AM

You think you had it bad? Bees die once they've stung. The stinger is barbed and lodges in the victim's skin, tearing loose from the bee's abdomen and leading to its death in minutes.

Tokolosh 07.17.2006 04:55 AM

Floats like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
 

Now here's a bee sting for ja. BAM!!

krastian 07.17.2006 05:00 AM

Yeah you can't fuck with that reach....or that power.

gmku 07.17.2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow
thankfully, i'm not. but i do have a childhood phobia of bees.


I have a phobia of wasps. Not the white anglo saxon protestant kind, although those are kind of scary, too. The stinging kind.

When I was like 11, somebody told me if a wasp stings you in the jugular, you'll die immediately. I'm also terrified that, unlike bees, they can sting you repeatedly. I've never been stung by a wasp yet (knock on wood), but they scare me so bad. There was one in the garage last summer as I was getting out of the car, and I did a perfect Jerry Lewis imitation scrambling and slipping and tripping over stuff, pushing past my wife, and shrieking like a little girl to get in the house. Luckily enough for me, my wife seems to understand that this phobia is deep-rooted and she's very patient about it.

Hip Priest 07.17.2006 12:41 PM

I was stung or bitten by something last autumn, on my elbow. Half my arm went bright red and swelled up rather a lot. After about 24 hours of agony (the most pain I've ever felt), as a last ditch attempt to avoid seeing any doctors (they work for the government etc), I spread some manuka honey on it. Within an hour it was bearable, and it subsided gradually after that. Manuka honey is a great thing.


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