I don't much like envelopes either. But they're a necessary evil. So are stamps.

I have to ask. Why did you shave your crotch area?

Great pics there daddy.

Because I could.

It's all about freedom of choice, brother.

Thanks, sonny boy.

Hey, I'm cool with freedom of choice, I shave my armpits, but shaving your crotch area just seems an rather, erm, unusual choice to me. I'd be worried about doing damage to my little winkle.

Of course if you were about to compete in the 100 metres butterfly in the naturist olympics, then I could understand the need for a streamlined crotch.

Well, I did twice, actually. The first time was for a minor surgery op that some of us men choose to go through.

Second time, honestly, was just for kicks. Must have been a mid-life crisis kind of thing. As you grow older, you find yourself thinking more about all the things you wanna try before you die.

It was merely a joke. My friend told me that his first girlfriend was so bad at giving head that he went limp in her mouth. He said he wondered if he was gay for about a month.

I know being gay is much more than being pushed there by a woman, it is about things deep in your brain, bla bla bla. Come on T+B. If you want to make fun of me, do it with some panache. Between this thread and the Rhys thread I'm sure you can find something to say.

Shaving your whole body before the first spring visit to the beach in a speedo is pretty awesome! um?
What the fuck am I saying!

If you can't tell from my horribly homophobic and idiotic name and picture I'm gay. Chabib is a complete moron. That is all.

I had that surgery too.
Good times.
I find that a lot of people prefer a smooth-to-well-groomed nether region preferable to a jungle.
Also more comfortable in hot summer weather.
I have shaved my legs for nearly 20 years. Nice for both biking and fetishistic reasons.

I hope to avoid midlife crisis by never really growing up in the first place. It has worked pretty well thus far.

This thread was actually meant for us gays and NOT potential candidates.

Apologies.
Just saw a chance to add to my ambiguity factor a little bit.
Won't happen again.

YES. This thread is for Porkie, Krasti, and myself.

Piss off with your 'girls' and 'heterosexuality'.

And take you metrosexuality with you too.Fakers!

Howdy.

It's been like a darkroom in here today.

So heteros can't post in this thread? Why can't the world just accept us?

Don't get me wrong,i haven't got any problems with heteros(i have plenty of hetero friends) but it's just the way they move and dress and the affected butch or womanly tone in their voices that i can't stand.They also tend to be kinda sexually predatory,don't they?

There's been a notable shift in public attitudes toward heterosexuals in the past two decades or so. We're much less welcome almost everywhere.