i know some hot info that if i told would put someone right in the shitter.

Have I ever gotten anyone in trouble?

I have no skeletons and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't keep them in the closet.

closets are for fucking pussies.

I am the #2 hit for OHOL SI HO.

loloholsiho

ive never been fucked with a closet

Baby girl, you need to come to Brooklyn.

hey

what are we doing on SYG on a friday night?

this is messed up. fer realziez.

I have work early on Saturdays. But if I had a fiery little redhead to have furniture sex with, I'd quit that noise.

my closet is full of comic books and music.

I'm full of margueritas, and am sitting at the bar, in a mexican restaurant, on a Friday night, posting on SYG, as I wait out the final 42 days of my sexless life.

I think it's hilarious that mexicans have no problem swearing in public when they think you don't undertand.

no, YOU get the fuck out, you castrated goat.

my real life doesn't seem to need the help, but thanks for the generous offer.

I've been attacked by a bunch of Mars Volta fans after posting this thread. They hit me with 8-minute solos and 19/6 time signatures

thurston kicked my ass for ripping on the eternal. he kidnapped me off the street and threw me in the back of his sonic volvo then took me to an abandoned warehouse were teenage jesus used to play which had by then been regenerated into an ultra expensive yuppie loft apartment owned by one of his galllery friends. there he tied me up blindfolded and forced me to listen to him perform no way acoustically for 5 years, until i agreed to call him "t-bone" or "t-dog" or "big poppa t" and beg him to do a split CS of steel ukulele drone for ecstatic peace and be his errand boy and fetch him cups of starbucks coffee which he has a special card that lets him get free for an entire lifetime.

19/6?!

64/3 man!

btw i cant think of anything for blaze.

maybe the meth guy could say "i dont like this, where is the urge to stick rusty nails in my urethra? this drug is weak"

and maybe one of them could sing "drop out of life with bbng in hand follow the smoke to the riff filled land" in a funny voice, or something.?

sorry i couldnt be of more help

Science that up a bit and translate it into Spanish and you've got some Mars Volta vocals.

I have fond memories of this.

yeah Alan's trouble, and a shitty pc, convinced me to only post from iPhone while at work.

I take a certain level of personal responsibility for things I say, but it's hard to explain away the cock.

the more you try to wiggle, the worse that could get and "those people just love the cock" seems too unbelievable to be true, but what can I say?

you people love the cock. especially glice. although oddly enough, even he seems less apt to cock-drool these days. perhaps that's what got him into trouble!?!

note: "trouble" is a loosely defined word. I'd would get (and still do, by stalking parties) a "why the fuck did you say that?"

"because it's true" is the best response.

this is definite sig material

couple of months ago (or maybe it was more?) i was almost discovered by someone i was working with. i asked chabib to nuke my account, but he wouldn't respond. so i started to delete my shit post by post. it was too much of a pain in the ass and so i surrendered to fate and said fuckit-- the person proved to be a retard so the work association was cut off & i was never discovered.

i like to come here as one would go to a thai whorehouse while on vacation.

thanks for the diseases, SYG!

I dunno, I've been pretty open about myself and have posted lots of pics with me and friends and my band. Maybe I shouldnt. I'm pretty terrible at keeping it annonymous when im a whore for my music.

If I delete my account would it delete all my posts so they wouldnt come up in google?