I was joking, knox.

My fantasy has been and always will be female twins in a hotel room with a hot tub a message table and a dumbwaiter. If they were as attractive as Knox that would be a BONUS.

doesn't that bother you. that they would be twins?
isn't that very close to incest or something.

Fantasy? I'll settle for having sex!

I've already had all of mine fulfilled.

Hello Kitty panties and lots of eyeliner and a finger in my ass is enough for me.

humble man.

How does one have sex with an under 40 21st Century female and not have that scenario?? I thought it was a NW thing, but you live in the midwest.

Haha, right on.

My old lady has 7 pairs of Hello Kitty panties. One for every day of the week!

humour has long since left.

shut up

"I should like one day to spy some female (attractive preferred) licentiously lifting her dress and exposing her shapely nude ankles. Though I know it veers dangerously close to self-pollution, the very thought (which I only permit myself to ponder for no more than ten seconds, after which I put on a hair shirt and jump into a tub of iced water, where I then have Hooboo, my Negress housekeeper, thrash me with a length of braided cord whilst I recite the rosary) causes blood to route to my unspeakables. I am glad this "messaging-board" is anonymous, as such knowledge would surely be the end of my wife, whom I believe is named Eliza. I love her dearly, but our relationship has not been the same since my beating-cane broke and I had to resort to more creative methods of reprimand, such as sticking pins in her feet the time she dared to address me by my first name in front of mixed company. Advice welcome."



I'm looking for a blind, Amish guy to ravage me sexually. He must be squattish, warty and have no leg hair. He must prove his Amishness either through a certificate of authenticity or by bringing a newly made piece of Amish furniture. Preferably oak.

Me: Blond, 5'4", 110 lbs. Tattoo of Ed McMahon on my right cheek and Olivia Newton John on the other.

pretty much, same :(

fantasies are for people who dont ge laid.

Thats right I said it

am I drunk? maybe
but
pheonix
meow
thats a sexula fantasie

i don't have zero imagination now, but i don't cook up intricate & bizarre ongoing fantasies with convoluted plotlines about lesbian dominatrix teachers and their drug fuelled satanic sex rituals with my female classmates the way i did when i was 15 or 16 either, i'm not sure whether this is because i'm older and can't be bothered or if it's because internet porn negates the need for creative thought

yeah i think internet porn will eventually lower your sexual IQ.

the whole amish talk was hot tho.

and ankles, must have been nice back then.
so dirty.

:rolleyes:

are you easy when yr drunk?



actually I take it back, I haven't done all of them, but definately most.

I'd quite like a japanese girlfriend. Not just any, I'd like an attractive one. But yeh.

you know I'm posting on SYG, in a t shirt and mah panties. :eek: actually I've been this way the whole day. 30 celcius in the house completely sucks.

Sexual fantasies are tacky and a let down when you put them into practice with the wrong person, anyway. Improvisation I find is more cathartic.

I've always wanted to be tied up and blindfolded etc.

And then there's the whole massage therapist thing..

Want to arrange a time and place? :D