you know what im gonna TRY and be nice because this one is 17 right.

Do you have an agent?

note to self.
remember this.

I find it ironic that you're acting like a 17-year-old. :p

i've purchased another 750 ml of maudite, i think i'm gonna pass out by 4 am

well, envy.

lol, i meant pm ,oops beer lol

i apologize for all posts made today in advance

sober envy.
sobriety is killing me.

Are you intoxicated, or just really Canadian?

Is your sobriety voluntary or mandated?

its not voluntary and im too lazy to get out in the cold to try and get some beer.

Ever considered brewing your own beer?

no.

"Knox Beer" has a certain ring to it. :p

i'm completely not canadiam,even ask the border police lol

i'm more ukranian,but i'm not ukranian so that must tell you something

well, i do find corner gas to be funny program

but thanks to wonderful kamelia at romanian kanadia embassy i have passport once again

I don't understand that. I'm not sure I care.

in highschool, i used to dress in construction clothing to purchase cigar without identification,and it was always working

i want to feel like you do now.
i want to be drunk watching youtubes of butt clapping.
but no.

Not to rub salt in the wound, but I am on narcotics right now. I've been watching the SciFi channel for 7 hours and 15 minutes, I've seriously contemplated creating a fan club for vanilla yogurt, and I inexplicably purchased 12 sets of eyeshadow from The Body Shop. I am the paradigm of future human evolution.