nikita kruschev

my hair is long, luxurious and firmly rooted.

next stop: tits

when they get nice and plump please post them on the internet

or, you could have thin hair AND boobs-- a priceless combination

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now i want a prosciutto sammich.

Poor Jack. He's let himself go a bit, hasn't he?

He's looking more and more like the departed and bastardly father-in-law I used to have.

Almost one and the same. I think Larry modeled George after himself.

i really want a glass of milk now

I got the MPB but at a rather slow rate. 24 and I still have enough on my head not to be obviously balding in any way and, in other ways, its allowed my hair to be a bit more manageable.

Foucault didn't pull it off, if you ask me, but that may also be because of his turtleneck shirts.

jack could join the pixies with those titz.

just cut that shit auper short a la Ian McKay

Going bald is my biggest fear about aging, but I don't think any of the men in my family are bald or even gray.

That's what I do. I don't even hafta go to a barber anymore. Cut my own hair once a week.

My cousin had hair from the ages of 1-21, then went totally bald so geneology doesnt hold out much hope for me.



I hope you're happy now you utter bastard

Fuck that shit. I got a shit ton of hair.

dawkins has had plastic surgery lol

Ive read that this is intentionally doctored, but its still uncanny

Hair is overrated. It's dead cells.

My cousin always says its an evolutionary advantage to go bald early, hair being practically useless as it is. And he would be perfectly happy in his illusions were it not for bloody Richard Dawkins pointing out the usefulness of the peacock's tail, the budgie's beak, or the baboons arse. Because of this, he is a nervous wreck 24-7, which doesnt help the hair loss problem at all. Bloody science.

Makes sense. I know that I myself am a highly evolved male.