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davenotdead 10.24.2009 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
all this talk about gay sex has got my head in a whirl.


means yr probably a bit gayer than you thought.

might have to bump yr 3/8ths to a 5/8ths.

terriblecanyons 10.24.2009 03:36 AM

hmm, I wouldn't go so far as to say 5/8ths. I think I'm gonna stick with my solid 1/2.


well, maybe. I dunno.


nah, you're probably right. 5/8ths.

terriblecanyons 10.24.2009 03:40 AM

dave, you should make this a poll.

davenotdead 10.24.2009 03:40 AM

if yr fighting hard to keep that extra 1/8ths str8... then its most likely you are that extra 1/8th.

its science

davenotdead 10.24.2009 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
dave, you should make this a poll.


how would it work?

some people are very specific gay fractions though, there would never be enough options, and i don't want to be insensitive and try and pidgeonhole [lol] people's fractions of gay

terriblecanyons 10.24.2009 03:41 AM

of course, of course.

I wonder if it's easier for girls to be gay than guys.

just, do the poll as percentages. 10%, 20%, etc. and then make an "other: please specify" option?

davenotdead 10.24.2009 03:43 AM

but fractions > percentages

terriblecanyons 10.24.2009 03:44 AM

then do like

-less than 1/2 (specify)
-1/2
-greater than 1/2 (specify)

jon boy 10.24.2009 03:46 AM

8000.762/17th

davenotdead 10.24.2009 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
8000.762/17th


damn, maybe porky has a chance of toppling that

FreshChops 10.24.2009 03:55 AM

... less mathematical breakdowns: more hormonal confessions.

davenotdead 10.24.2009 03:58 AM

 

FreshChops 10.24.2009 04:06 AM

^^^ mmmmm.... nah, I feel nothing. I'm trying to get excited, but the pic does nothing. I'm convinced I couldn't be more than 1/20th

[edit] I'mma have to save that one for later though.... on the down low

phoenix 10.24.2009 07:15 AM

I am 100% half gay. I like both.

don't quite get the thread.

Toilet & Bowels 10.24.2009 07:34 AM

how do you measure your fraction of gayness?

a couple of weeks ago a woman offered to pay me £500 to have sex with her husband and let her watch, i said no, but i was flattered because apparently there was no other guy she wanted to see her husband have sex with.

phoenix 10.24.2009 07:37 AM

^ yeh, I wish this thread came with instructions.

Genteel Death 10.24.2009 07:44 AM

i have unmistakingly homosexual body features. My anus sends mating signals to other gays the minute i enter a room. It's crap that i fail at reproducing.

davenotdead 10.24.2009 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
how do you measure your fraction of gayness?

a couple of weeks ago a woman offered to pay me £500 to have sex with her husband and let her watch, i said no, but i was flattered because apparently there was no other guy she wanted to see her husband have sex with.


based on numerology, take the first 3 letters of your name and divide by the number of letters in your surname. example : Tim Robinson is 15/8 .

[t= 2, i=9, m=4], and i'd probably add 1/20th for a yr story.

lcd is 40, so 15/8 • 5/5 and 1/20 • 2/2 = 75/40 + 2/40 = 77/40. tim is heaps gay [just an example for u t&b}

HaydenAsche 10.24.2009 09:27 AM

I am infinitely gay.

Dead-Air 10.24.2009 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
based on numerology, take the first 3 letters of your name and divide by the number of letters in your surname. example : Tim Robinson is 15/8 .

[t= 2, i=9, m=4], and i'd probably add 1/20th for a yr story.

lcd is 40, so 15/8 • 5/5 and 1/20 • 2/2 = 75/40 + 2/40 = 77/40. tim is heaps gay [just an example for u t&b}


But which name do I use??

Seriously: legal, "street", avatar, or radio?

And what does a long history of filling both needs for bi-sexual female partners do to the scales?


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