king buzzo (alreday taken :( )
iggy metal (pop)
dr. poop

joni jive
kitty hold
charlie ride
placid row

shentov

...

ok, i'm boring.
i'd get something like Korg Vomit, something that goes fine with hard drugs and synthesisers, but don't ask me why

Izzy Whippoorwill

Sivle Yelserp

Guybrush Threepwood

Ashen-Shugar The Valheru Dragon Lord.

Lee-Lee
A guy so nice they named hiw twice.

__________

Eric the Red

Northern Light

or

Leyland Atlantean 1274

or

Yeti

or

Delgado Sloff

or

Town Hall

or

Platform 13

Iron E.

I have no idea, but I like Captain Midnight. If Radiohead can name themselves after another band's song and become one of the biggest bands around, I can do it too.

Andy Darling
it reminds me of a 70's Bowie alter-ego
and its like Candy Darling the greatest Warhol Superstar! along w/ Lou Reed & Edie Sedgwick

D-Money

or the porn name from Seinfeld "Buck Naked"

Helena Handbasket.

My (porn)name would be Long John Underdong.

My stage name would be Monkey Butter.

Dolly Woods