Y'all gonna make Haydn lose his mind up in here.

Petey will always have a special place in the darkest reaches of my heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26bR...rom=PL&index=1

Floating Slowly, you can't rhyme me with me, that's a typical robot white bread catastrophy. I dont mean to be clever or school ya outta spite but that rhyme was floating slowly like shit down a drain pipe....

I will teach you this... way.

Jay is great, but not quite the best. I actually believe Wayne is better pound for pound. Jay has just focused his work more efficiently into stronger full length albums. (BTW I think BLUEPRINT 3 is going to be in-f'ing-sane).

But if I had to really name best alive, it would take me MONTHS of serious thought. Jay did cross my mind. As well as Wayne, Doom, Ghostface... but like I said, months of serious thought.

But I know this much. DMX is not even in my top 100,000.

one of the craziest rappers alive, but not the best by a long shot! (dmx that is)

dmx rules

ARF ARF ARF

white bread? more like Wonder, cousin.
bring on yr cup-cake rap. I'll take a baker's dozen.

but where's rob? are you the stand-in?
this ain't rock, it's rap (and more demandin').

You know Rakim is still alive, so is Slick Rick, so is Too Short for fucks sake. So is Eric Parrish so is Chuck D so is Trugoy the Dove so is Method Man, so is.....


dmx fucking sucks.

Floatingslowly sucks at rap, Rob does too
It's lyrical theft, I rob both of you
Step before the judge and insist it's not crime
And Triple D can't bust a single hot rhyme

yeah, Rob. It almost doesn't matter which other rappers are alive. Because the last you thing you said should just remain the thesis.

nice use of Rob/rob.

Yeah.

Where's gaulbert in all this? If anyone knows hip hop...

yeah, I suck at rap - it's like my mama's tit.
rhymes born 'n raised - they bring the hardest hit (shiiiit).
so now there's three o' you schemin' for my title?
jennthefuckingbenn you used to be my hip hop idol.
now yr trapped...like Rob... and Triple D
attack my back, Jack. can't stand in front of me.
hahaaaa snoopy girl and the two boy blunder.
tell all yr fans that "the bot done took you under".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nJKP7Vctw

That's you with that bad ass Benz ha
That's you that can't keep yo' old lady
cause you keep fuckin her friends ha
You gotta go to court ha
You got served a subpeona for child support ha
That was that nerve ha
You ain't even much get a chance to say a word ha
I know i ain't trippin don't your brother got them birds ha
You ready to bust one of them niggaz head ha
You ain't scared ha
You know how to play it ha
I know you ain't just gonna let a nigga come and punk you ha
Stunt and front you ha
Straight up run you ha
You know who got that fire green ha
You know how to use a triple beam ha
Shit ain't hard as it seems ha
You keep your body clean ha
You got a lot of girbaud jeans ha
Some of your partners dope fiends ha
You really don't want to fuck with them niggaz ha
You come up with them niggaz ha
You stuck with them niggaz ha

This rap shit is no game, believe I mean this
I call your lady Liz Lemon, she plays with robot penis
Had to mention my name back, damn dude
I think it's time for JenntheBenn to reprogram you
Or short circuit your whole steez with a beer to the face
The end of your days is right now and right here is the place

stodgy rhymes poorly timed
skills erode and decline
fill your mind with booty slime
while pussy pearls are up in mine
dripping lyrical sauce
check the stamp I emboss
designating as dross
your pathetic folk loss
so where do I begin
to show my awesome rock win
while yr pussyified grin
hides the mad shame within?
for yr sad rhymes will fall
thin like shelley duvall
whatch yr hip-hop hope stall
Needle in the hay, Y'all . . .

I see you dared to approach
You rhyme as well as you coach
All your ideas you poach
Get left legs up like a roach
In this competition, I got the 28 on my back
You're a Houston QB, just waiting to get sacked
Queen of the words, damn, this scene's absurd
Rob and Floaty--a visqueen and a nerd

BEST. RAPPER. EVER.