only when you're looking at them?

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn,
another plan to seduce miss phoenix failed :o

who says it failed?

I am heavily in the mood to be seduced. I am slightly intoxicated, emotionally bruised, and it's late. That is phoenix happy hour.

correct.

btw. it's 5 pm here and i'm at work.
the world's crazy.

The night is young for you. It is so very late for me.. There is no one up to play with.

This side of the planet is really not that far from any other place..

ZeroPumpkins / Terminal Pharmacy, where are you guys? Phoenix needs you now.

:o :o

Fuck the dots. I want some codeine.

damn it im such a pussy

i have this girl desperatly wanting to come over and jump my bones at 11:30 pm and i dont feel confident to allow her

damn it

i like connecting them. or counting dots on people. freckles.

ya wrong sucka




the nastiest candy ever besides chuckles

Man confidence shouldn't play into these decisions. You just go for it. And if it turns out poorly? Bad sex is better than no sex. And good sex is better than everything.

feathers...

You make me sick.

I've never been able to formulate a successful response to that.

until I do, please accept: "that's not vomit, it's just yr gag reflex."

And now you disappoint me.

^^^ I googled "shame" and got this:





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