i used to get the flyswatter. heh. it's pretty funny to me now, but back then it was fucking terrifying.

being disciplined implies I was ever caught.

it's all in the planning, my friends.

i was a bad boy

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I was ridiculously well-behaved as a child, but was forever breaking things, losing things etc etc, which caused me to get yelled at once in a while. God, what a wuss I am.