i definatly sat there and read that paragraph outloud, i'm trying to stop saying like so much now ;|

ESPECIALLY bunnies and sunshine. You know rabbits eat their own shit? And that's meant to be cute? And I really haven't got the requisite melatonin to enjoy sunshine.

so what you're saying is that the only reason i enjoy what i do is because i'm black and have a slight attraction to beings that munch on their own fecal matter? that's bullhuckey! pish posh, i say!

what about 4-leaf clovers and the smell of new shoes? no one can hate that!

Aah, yes. New shoes. The satisfying smell of a 10 year old somewhere in Southeast Asia being denied a nice playful childhood. Nothing quite like it!

Now that's the kind of talking that can lift a guys spirits.

There is no need to bring the downtrodden and impovershed of alyasa's homeland to the center of attention in this thread. Maybe she has a cousin or a nephew who works all day sewing nike logogs onto cheap shoes.

and a hard-on.

Gesundheit! I'm a guy!

who sneezed?

Homos have been sneezing on you val-holla-ing.

are you sure.

This post reminds me of the time in my English class, in which we were giving presentations of poetry. Many of the speakers committed the crime of overusing "like", thus the teacher forebade the word. The speaker who came on after he said this had a VERY difficult time controlling herself, thus whenever she said "like", it became "lik.....SHIT!!!!"

Anyway, the overuse of like really annoys me

"i'm like yes, and you go no, i'm like stop, and you go go, go, go!" -- from a satirical column in my local paper several years ago

no. no homo and certainly no violent expelling of any sort of air/fluid mixture. in other words...no homo.

What about a nice back rub though?

I think I say the word "like" abit too much also. I don't do it as much as a lot of the California girls do, but it's bad enough to make me sound less intelligent than I really am. It's really embarrassing sometimes.

What the hell are Geordies?

know what i mean like? (in a cork accent)