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floatingslowly

03.31.2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe11121

pfft. It probably would be too.

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma. :confused:

Silent Dan Speaks

03.31.2009 09:12 PM

Any of you ever read Temp Slave? I'm borrowing the "best of" book from my professor. It's full of great ways to rip off the place you work.

joe11121

03.31.2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma. :confused:

That is so gross

jon boy

03.31.2009 10:41 PM

the law of not being rock n roll!

Kloriel

03.31.2009 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've had poo thrown at me before. I've witnessed this same individual suck their own tit (in public). I wonder if the zoo could be held liable for trauma. :confused:

to hell with the zoo, let me date that beast.

static-harmony

03.31.2009 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

to hell with the zoo, let me date that beast.

Bestiality ftw!!!

Kloriel

04.01.2009 12:10 AM

i believe he was talking about an eskimo woman, but i could be wrong. in any case, i don't fuck animals. unless they are eskimo women pretending to be animals. then ohhh ho ho.

blunderbuss

04.01.2009 03:55 AM

I don't think you would be breaking any law (except indecent exposure, maybe?), but you would probably be breaking a company rule.

pbradley

04.01.2009 03:58 AM

I think it just might be a fire-able offense.

Just maybe.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous

04.01.2009 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kloriel

ladies & gentlemen, we have a desk crapping thread.

excellent.

I'm no lawyer, scientist, doctor, or any profession really that automatically conveys authoritative knowledge, but say for instance your work has a vending machine or certain brand of coffee or something. The CSI: T&B's Workplace (I'd watch this show), would be able to match your fecal matter to your favorite lunch break snack.

p.s.
aside note, thanks to Such, i've finally found a quote for a sig.

:) oh

EVOLghost

04.01.2009 02:08 PM

If you do it in front of your boss, then yes...I think it as sexual harassment...

Kegmama

04.01.2009 04:20 PM

T&B's full of shit. Unfortunately though, he is not going to extract some of that shit out on her desk, we are stuck having to read about it and visually imagine how fucking fantastic it would be... But, if you do, please deposit it in a drawer and make it squirt out like a soft serve ice cream cone. Thank you.

joe11121

04.01.2009 05:27 PM

You know what, you should do it! + eat lots of beans/mexican whatever makes you shit more, and just go for it!

terminal pharmacy

04.01.2009 06:23 PM

you wouldn't be breaking the law of gravity

Toilet & Bowels

04.01.2009 06:46 PM

or the laws of nature

my boss wasn't in today so i didn't feel angry enough to do it

demonrail666

04.01.2009 06:48 PM

terminal pharmacy

04.01.2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

or the laws of nature

my boss wasn't in today so i didn't feel angry enough to do it

why don't you just lay a big steamer on her doorstep rather than on her desk..... it is more personal if it is at her home....

or

you could just seduce her and have angry sex instead....

then lay one on her desk after...

just go tottaly insane

why the hell not.......

Toilet & Bowels

04.01.2009 07:10 PM

i wouldn't be able to get an erection if i tried to bone her

demonrail666

04.01.2009 07:36 PM

"JUST DO IT!"

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