no, she's a terrorist. :(

And you never turned her in? So the "be a patriot" ad campaign, which
may exist only in my mind, taught you nothing?

Whole thread needs way more Snoopy.

oh, i'm sorry to hear about it. :(

at least now she is in a better place, with virgins. a whole bunch of them, i hear

i love you.

How many fucking threads does one person need to pimp their remarkably unspectacular auctions?

proud to say I did not check the newz.

cursor hover > first line of text = whether or not I open the thread, or in this case, take it seriously.

yr low low prices are noted though.

my response to you all-

firstly, the fact that you would all freak out shows that the terrorists have already won over yr feeble imaginations.

secondly, haha.

thirdly, i actually got more pos rep than neg rep for this.

fourthy, grow a sense of humour.

fifthly, if you freak everytime someone makes a joke like this yu are in a state of permanent undersurface anxiety and you need to chill.

Too bad you can't convert rep points into quids, eh?

Two dicks doesn't make a non-dick.

for all the people on the board with a sick sense of humour