i do like unicorns :) , but not richard simmons, what's wrong with me? :(

nothing-- you just have eyes

i can't vote, i'm gay, in bed, and i don't want to marry anyone.

it was the 10" black dong for a horn, wasn't it?

i've heard the gays are quite susceptible to pink eye, so their vision might not be that great, is this correct? I imagine they walk next to walls and in short, quick dashes, like mice.

could it be that nobody wants to marry you and you don't wanna say on the internet?

yeah, i didn't mind displacing it to make you look that little more gay.

are you asking me to marry you?

you wish!

actually, no.

that dog should be allowed to marry the tree fruit if it wants to (and assuming it's consensual).

people who take issue with homosexuals are fucking morons.
and they probably just have regretful memories of the time they sucked off their roommate or frat bro after a drunken party.

you're hot. more pics?

liar. i saw your face when you first asked.

rob has deep understanding of this subject.

maybe it was someone else's.

it's possible you were showing a different face on the internet

in which case it wasn't you i was asking to marry, no?

so you say now. but i'm keeping notes of everything.

i knew tha you thought marriage is legalised stalking.