sometimes I watch Nekromantik's sex scenes. It counts as porn, right

courtesy of the robot (i believe that's him and his wife in the picture, at least that's what i was thinking when i fapped to it earlier this morning).

shiiiit.

Yeah, that's my place of happening. I moved up from youporn.

xvideos has better search functions than redtube

I knew you would like it.

:o

tnaflix is BY FAR the best of those sites..

yep

yesterday some guy sent me a link to a vid with asian girls.
Both kinda cute, standing there.
one of them just kept on barfing over and over on the other, and while barfing she somehow managed to keep smiling and didn't do "bleeeeeeeugh" sounds at all.
Now, that's NOT a kind of porn I like, but I couldn't stop watching and laugh a bit because seeing the girl throwing up smiling was just unexpected and pointless and kinda hypnotizing. Blaaah.
I swear, it sounds grosser than it actually is, it looks like some gag (ha ha) reel from the exorcist or something.
I think the vid was on 8balltube or something like that, I remember an 8. I deleted the email with the link, so I wouldn't be able to watch it again.

ha ha.

weird stories.

Yeah... I don't like extreme stuff.

Barfing is only erotic if it's in gagging porn. I like for beautiful chicks to get really messy.. but still be into it. I don't want them, like, tortured or something.

Also, I never understood porn stars who don't do anal and such. I don't even like anal, I don't even like watching sex itself.. only blowjobs... sex scenes do nothing for me. But seriously if you're a porn star, if that's your career, if you're being paid to have sex, which is the easiest job in the world, you should at least do anal sex.. it's your job, you should try to be the best at it!

I've seen plenty of hot girls.. Mindy Main, Riley mason, etc... but their scenes are TERRIBLE. I've seen some good performers like Tory Lane but I don't really enjoy the psychology of her scenes.
That;s why I really love Belladonna and Sasha Grey and such.. really NASTY stuff but they seem into it..and they connect with me in a psychological way.

ha ha I got the link back,
DON'T CLICK ON IT if you're not hard of stomach, but ha ha I laughed again, it's just so weird. Doesn't look/feel at all like "extreme stuff".

you disgust me.

nice to see you around. i was about to mail you some fresh aa+ batteries, but apparently it isn't necessary.

Don't get me wrong, I do like both Belladonna and Sasha Grey. They do embody the 'proper' spirit of porn. Belladonna specifically has done some things that made my jaw drop and with a smile on her face. Dana Dearmond is pretty darn good too.

But I respect women who have limits. My favorite girl, Nella, is lesbian only--hardcore but girl-girl only. She did one bg scene and she did a great job but it seems she decided that was not for her. I respect that.

Why do you think having sex is the easiest job in the world? I worked as a parking lot attendent. THAT has got to be about the easiest job in the world.

I don't know about you, but I don't routinely use those positions (assuming I ever get any at all). In fact, a lot of them are only for show since there is only the barest minimum of penetration. I'm always surprised at the stamina of some of these people (male and female). To be in these akward positions for fairly long periods of time? I respect that.

And really, they don't make a whole lot of money. Yes, you'll get $1K-5k a day but how often do they actually work? I think you pay a lot emotionally to work in porn. I've known a couple of strippers fairly well and it can certainly fuck you in the head--yes they probably didn't start out too straight.

Yeah, but that's their choice... if they feel they are "psychologically ready" to fuck some dudes for money, then I don't see what would be difficult about that in the least.

I mean, really, getting fucked for 20 minutes and making $1,000 a scene doesn't sound like an easy, awesome job?

I don't respect them at all for their work, they're whores... they know what they're getting into... and they've trained for it... I think those people know exactly what they're doing. I APPRECIATE what they're doing, but I certainly don't feel they deserve respect for it. They're not doing anything amazing, I work a thousand times harder than they do and don't make 10% of what they make...

and the people who get out of porn and say it fucked them up or that it was awful are idiots. It's like any job, though.. just go in, do your work, make your money, and go home. No big deal.

If my girlfriend wasn't opposed, I'd definitely be a porn star. I could definitely fuck in front of people, I have a big dick, it's almost impossible for me to cum from intercourse (though I can easily jack off on a chick's face, which is all every scene is anyway usually), I don't see anything wrong at all with porn or the act of sex.

thats...yes...well....its you, hahaha

Haha... I just try to be honest about everything. It's a style that bothers people on this board occassionally. But hopefully no one on this thread... *waits for neg-rep..*

motherboard issues. thermal gel degradation near the decaprocessor. sys_ops says likely causes include: magnetic interference, quantum fault errors and crazy raspberry ants.

I was able to use the downtime by writing a new root_dir. :)

anyways, back to business...

Nicfit, this video....