you know how much porn it took me to get that image from my head?

Dante Hicks: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks: How did he go?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks: You call that embarrassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!

I vote this one. This one I vote for.

that's taken in the sex museum in amsterdam... damn tourists, never paying attention to van gogh or tulips. :p

there's a sex museum in amsterdam? i'm not even even going to pretend to be surprised....

i love these