I am so fucking hood sometimes, GOD DAMN

God damn god damn


OKay, I'm going to my friends indoor pool
PARTY TONIGHTTTT
If you're in Houston, holleratchaboy

Yo any of you internet ass motherfuckers got some?

God damn I need to stop getting so fucked up this early

And the Good Lord said.....holla!
(Have I got this young people's speech right)

Young people use question marks when they ask questions.

I'm sure you internet geeks will appreciate the irony of my last post.

baller status



ur doing it wrong.

I finally know what "baller" means
[/old man post]

Hey Hayden, how goes it?

It goes well. I'm getting baked whilst reading the internet. Pretty standard stuff really.

Good to hear, sir. I've just come back from an evening w/Porky, which was v nice.

Tell him he still needs to come have sex with me.

Oh, he knows that, but he's too damn lazy! bloody Italians, always waiting for the sex to come to them :D

I guess I better make some money for a plane ticket then, eh?

I'm only kidding. I have a sexy half-greek half-italian man right now.

That sounds good stuff, Hayden. Hope that's all going well.

Nah, don't save up for the ticket - I'll just keep annoying Porky with lots of "go to America" calls. I can whine like no-one's business, heh heh heh.

Herr Glice - how's tings in Bristol-land?