shentov, hook me up on icq anytime you feel like shit and need a chat.

my friend just disclosed his plans for a Death Cult. he's not going to start it until after his mother and father have died so as not to bring shame upon his house, but he's really excited to get it going.

despite warning him that the FBI was most likely listening in, he told me that instead of kool-aid (see also: flavoraid) he will be using poisoned Triple Cheeseburgers from Whataburger (he REALLY wants to go with a Baconater from Wendys but was afraid they wouldn't still be available). also cyanide laced condoms would work (if he decides to go with Death-Sex Cult).

I wish I could say that I made any of this up (I'd love to take the credit). :(

lmfao juggalos

I've seen that picture 1000 times by now, yet just noticed now how much Grandma looks like she wishes she wasn't there.

"just bury yr fuckin' juggalo ninjette already, so I can get back ta' drinkin'".

what's a juggalo?

oh no you di'n't.




long-story-short: fans of Insane Clown Posse. wiki them sometime. good for 1 barrel of laughs.

srsly. enlighten me.

no and you can't make me!!!!!

Hahaha, no one reps people enough to give me multi-reps!!

we've been friends about a year. after i sent him the aformentioned email he tried calling me then sent an even angrier email.
fuck that shit. and im drunk now. but i am so over all that bullshit. two heterosexual males should not have these kinds of arguments

My old friend's where pretty damn unstable.

The people I hang out with now probably have their moments, but they're much better.

Throwing this in: doesn't instability in others distress because it reminds you of yourself? This isn't directed at anyone specific.

i'm too fucked up to notice if my friends are fucked up because they are looking after me

All of my friends suffer from various gaps in normal human emotion but this is why I'm friends with them.

My best friend can be a dumb cunt bitch sometimes. She always talks shit on this one teacher, she only had this teacher for about 1 week. I have her now. She transferred into that class after the first week of school last year, and then transferred out. She always says shit like "She's such a bitch, she just glares at me." This was because she didn't know what was happening in the class at the time she transferred, and instead of asking, she did nothing and expected to be told and have everything handed to her. Every mention of the teacher will cause her to use the word "glare" somehow, or at least some other negative comment. And I really want to fucking scream at her that the only reason that she didn't like that teacher, or that the teacher glared at her (which I suspect was an exaggeration) was because she is too fucking meek to ask about what is going on in that class and expects everything.

It bugs me, because she does this kind of thing a lot. She is for the most part, really cool, and I agree with her about most stuff when it comes to a sense of entitlement. But whenever she bitches about stuff that doesn't go her way she has the power to change but refuses to because she's a retarded milquetoast dumbass.

AAAARRRGGGH!

/rant

My friends are all rather stable, actually. Maybe not my friends from high school, they're all living with their parents. However, everyone I know here are pretty sane.

everyone are sane.

Stable, unstable, dinnertable, coffeetable.

However you dress it up, it's all just tables.

Hope that helps.

that does help.

thank you.

I can walk again.

:)

come on man, i haven't read the whole discussion, but you gotta admit, israel is a country where people yell at each other in the street on a regular basis! i don't know what it is but it is that way. funny cos in my country people would turn to fisticuffs at that point, but in israel, no, they curse each other's mothers & then they walk away as if nothing. be glad, you've got the best elements of mediterranean civilization & enjoy. but yeah, people are "nervous" in the holy land, ha ha ha.

(ps- my israeli girlfriend trashed my apartment. oh yeah.)