do you know what the real problem with the worldwideinterwebnet? the fucking providers of the net!!!

heightened potentiality (infinity+9000), at light-speed, prevents time from happening at all. things get old fast, but live forever.

after the coming pox-eclipse, there will be nothing left but p0rn and cock-roaches.

enjoy yr legacy, ape-men.

*Melly reads floatingslowly's post, scratches hide, and goes back to hitting bones on skulls*

in a mummified state!



(that's a monkey, for you queasy types)

sure, what else?

the aztec mummy vs. the human robot

take that, flotzers!

ps- yes melly, the actor's name is ramón GAY

the only thing I could come up with when looking at it is this:

!@#£$! - that's the third time I coulda repped you tonite - you be on a roll, my man :)

eh! buy me a pint when i visit eengland!

I googled "born dead" in an attempt at one-upsmanship. I passed on the chinese-fetus-in-a-jar, the zombie-with-tits and various-heavy-metal-album-covers in favor of a luchedore on page 6.

ai, ai, ai.

sweet fuck, I'm goth.

Consider that pint booked up!

Right now I am hating craisglist and how everyone there ignores my replies.

Very good, except I can't rep you haha :)

you could rep brian o'blivion instead!