i'll drive.

John Denver?... wait... JFK Jr?... um....

no, I can't think of anyone...

*sobs*

I hear Al-Qaida air Are handy with off the cuff flghts - oh hang on, they don't know how to land, do they?

We don't know; it hasn't come up yet.

"Death to all Western Infidels! And now, here comes the Duty Free trolley!"

ok, we'll need to make a stop in kentucky to pick this guy up... he agreed to work for one lynard skynard vintage tee

Hey, I'm from Kentucky!

We prefer Foghat, thank you very much.

my apologies, he also demanded two handfuls of jelly beans

And Kool Aid, I bet he wants Kool Aid too.

well i order that wholesale, so we're good there... also, this guy is only our flight attendant, you know, to show us how to buckle the safety belts and what to do in case of an emergency... i figured we needed a professional

And he can entertain us with some fabulous song and dance routines. It'll be like a super-gay version of "Con Air".

yes! i mean, he should be decent, for the price... i wanted this guy but he was way expensive and said that he doesn't tolerate ass-pinching while in the air

Man, he good, but when I joined this crew, I demanded payment in ass-pinching. And Pringles.

i believe cantanky is the one who handles the crew salaries... be they kicks to the groin, or ass-pinches and pringles... you should have held out for more Melly... i'm getting 40 swift kicks to the groin, and i practically do nothing...

you'll both be rewarded handsomely. no kicks to the balls.

What rave did he come out of?

ok, but i don't want to be paid in chocolate kisses again... i need more sustenance.

PIGFUCKING FUCKMUPPETS.

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haha yo gabba gabba is AMAZING

yes! hahaha