fuck all you hoes

Hoes is good, crytpo, espesh the homo hoes....I'm also down for chipping in to buy schizogirl a new cellphone - we need to PayPal this shit to her, y'all.

Crypto - hope you don't mind me asking, but WHAT is that in you sig pic? It's both a bit disturbing and yet hard to look away from.

It's from my favorite porno flick

Oh right - cool! Is that, uh, "thing" for real? If so, he/it's partyin' gonzo style!

I'm just kidding
I have no idea where the image is from
I just know it makes me feel sexy inside

Sexy + bizarre = Sexzar??

Sexzar, yes

"say girl, imma sexzar you up"

"She's a sexzar muthafucka!"

Melly, I think you and I would be good friends if we ever met

I think so too, matey. I need to get my South London arse to Houston at some point - you can show me round all the fine parts of town, and I'll get the drinks in. Naturally, we'd have to invite Cantanky along :)

Boardies coming to Sydney better get ready to party with me and Death & The Maiden.

Houston's not that great of a town to visit
You'd probably like Austin better

More corrupt that I already am? Exciting.