Please tell me it doesn't involve Scotch eggs again. I can't eat them anymore after hearing about your last escapade.

Of COURSE it does. Where would true love be without those badboys?

i am totally kinky. all my friends think i'm weird for it too.

I like to be spat on and slapped around and degraded and called a dirty boy. I like to cum on her face. We enjoy spanking each other. I dunno if any of that's kinky.

Whoa, are you Catholic or something? :p

If it is my cousin and I have seriously got to re-evaluate our relationship.

some day i'm going to lose my virginity, and i'm going to be one fucking kinky bitch.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

i hate you. stick your stinky finger in my butt.

Hah. That's kinky alright.

i would have no idea. you dirty fuck.

It'll be worth the wait.

you can't handle my magick asshole.

mike watt found the cloning machine?

i'm a fan of the bear.

We make the best sandwiches, Kegmama :)

melly lives! hoooorah! do you ever fucking sleep?! geewhiz! (god, i'm so innnocent)

Hi girlgun! Yeah, I'm not sleeping much at the moment, due to insomnia. At least I get to see sunrise though, which is nice.

far better than sunset. fo realz.

floatingslowly just punched me in the jaw.