porkmarras you are so gay

he stole ian curtis's gravestone.

i wish i'd stolen ian curtis' gravestone. i bet whoever did it is feeling quite scared now though.

You're probably right, considering that generally being gay involves fancying same-sex people.

How did they manage that?

Fuck summer. All the nasty fat old tourists walk around with their shirts off and sit in their stupid lawn chairs looking like beached whales.

Yeah, I hit the nail on the head, didn't I?

I think that what you really mean to say is ''Yeah, you made it easy for me, porkmarras, didn't you?''.

Well it's not like I needed gaydar..

I'd be worried for you if you did.

http://www.punknews.org/article/29523

With a documentary, feature film. MP3 player and two greatest hits packages out in the last six weeks, June and July are shaping up to be the months of Joy Division. Even Alkaline Trio's new album includes a tribute to Joy Division in the track, "Help Me." Unfortunately, as the BBC reports, the headstone over the grave of Joy Division frontman Ian Curtis was stolen earlier this week.

Detectives said the stone, which has the inscription "Ian Curtis 18 - 5 - 80" and the words "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was taken sometime between Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday morning. Curtis was just 23 when he hanged himself in the kitchen of his Macclesfield home in May 1980, shortly before the band were due to go on tour in the US. Curtis was suffering from depression and epilepsy when he killed himself.

Your right hand is clearly your fapping hand.

It's even better in California. Hotties galore.

Except it gets a bit unbearably hot sometimes.

Summer downside:

Beer-bellies. I've seen two already, the guys looked like they could be pregnant. Pretty darn repulsive.

Then again, Sarramkrop likes that sort of thing.

like this?

or that?

That last man is irresistible.

I've seen some sexy men out and about lately.

My garbage guy is particularly hot.

fake tbh

ha yeah??
what about this guy?

Shit, is that Vladmir Putin?! I knew it!

What are those people doing in my thread?