I worked as a hospital porter one summer and had to take people who had died to the morgue.

Not only is it strange how different people look when they're dead, they feel really different.

'Dead weight' starts making sense.

welcome to the elite club. my first dead body was a guy that had been missing for a week... i went to work w/ my dad one day (he's a fireman) and they had to drag the lake for his corpse. it was all blue and bloated and his eyes were missing cause the fish ate em. the worst part was the smell, totally unexplainable.