the clap has more songs written about it.

what about hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called assterhoids...

Oh, c'mon, why the self-hate?

Chlamydia is the only one I've had, and so my basis for personal comparison is small. Given it was only mildly irritating, and easily killed by antibiotics, I'd definitely pick that one though. Everything else is much scarier and/or nastier.

i've never actually had an std
well if you don't coujnt that hepatitis which was an internal infection which i'm over now anyway

Anyone here seen the classic "Sex Madness" film? A priceless piece of 1930's exploitative scaremongering nonsense warning against pre-marital sex, which also includes blink-and-you'll-miss-'em scenes of actual tertiary syphilis cases.

Not as cool as pubic lice on the FUCKING EYELASHES!!


Look at 'em go!

oh. my. god.

I think the real question should be, how did they get there?

Lash fucking.

"Yeah, flick those lashes across my clit!"

do you think you can train public lice like you can fleas?

I'd pay to watch a pubic lice circus.

What I want to know is whether or not one can beat the Axis with crabs.

I suggest you make it yr mission to find out.

1. get crabs (if you don't have them already)
2. buy looser pants (crabs need to breathe and can't in yr typical uniform of leather under-roos).
3. buy map (to find AXIS).
4. ????? (??????)
5. profit (bright ideas).

the only std i've ever had is a cold.

AIDS. It's kind of the underdog these days and overlooked,I like that.

ring of fire should be used in a preperation H commercial

SHE GOT THE JACK!

hahahaha, i think there's a van halen song called "fire in the hole".

Classic