i've never had a proper wet dream.

Tossing in small doses should have you sticking to the sheets in no time, Kingo.
Just a suggestion.

this rep function is shit toko.

lol ;)

Actually I had a dream where I met Sonic Youth.....and then we were jammin'.....that was awesome. But other than that........I dunno.

I had a dream that I knocked down one shelf full of Thurstons records and that he was pissed off.

but

holy shit.

yesterday night i had this dream of me swimming next to the titanic, which was btw sinking but it was sailing in like a river and it was just sinking and i was watching it. then a friend from school came in with a cape and vampire teeth and we were flying...

so the last few nights i have had some not so favorite dreams. i was with my most recent ex and we were both cuddling and doing other "cute" stuff. it was pretty realistic too, it felt liek she was in my bed with me. i hope it's not reoccuring, since it has happen the last few days now. i was just beginning to get over her too. now all those feelings came back.

Have you had an improper wet dream?

the ones where life is better living in dreams then in reality

i dream about zombie invasions frequently. one dream in particular had me retreating into a cleared out forest that had bulldozers and cranes and all of the typical heavy construction vehicles and equipment, and the terrain was just a bunch of dirt and mud with big trenches from where vehicles had been driving through. It was pouring rain, and i had a safe distance from horde of undead, or at least assumed so. Then I see a green jeep wrangler drive by with Newman in it. I tried catching up but he kept driving. Then I see a raptor jump out of nowhere onto the jeep and started eating him. So now, I start running to a bulldozer, so that I dont get eaten by the raptor, and I see the zombie horde in the distance, closing in on my location. I get in the bulldozer and there's a shotgun with a couple of boxes of shells, a machete and a tire iron.

So the raptor hears me trying to start the bulldozer, and starts heading my way. then more of them show up, i get the thing started and start driving towards the zombies. I think you know where this is going...

Thats right. The zombies and dinosaurs started fighting. then the dinosaurs turned into zombie dinosaurs. I didnt get to finish the dream.

I mean, like I said, I dream about zombies a lot, and have gotten pretty good at surviving them, but I dont think anyone could survive zombie jurassic park.

i would love to find out what that dream is supposed to "mean"

Most nights I stagger into bed either stoned or drunk (mostly both) and I don't think I ever dream.

But when I do, I tend to have ahem.... quirky dreams such as sucking the toes of my friend's wife in a familiar yet unknown bedroom or setting up the sound system at my old high school's recital hall with Nick Cave...

i usually have nightmares, but some time ago i dreamt i gave my stepbrother (a very tall guy) a green dress as a joke present and he actually put it on. made it into a whole outfit, with white mary janes and socks, even a purse.

i've been giggling for days every tim i saw him.

I like the dreams I had where everything that is said is said in German. My language teacher told me that when you start dreaming in a different language you know you're getting good at it. Occasionally I would dream in German, though I don't think the plot or anything was important or memorable.

my dreams are rather meaningless most of the time. last favorite dream i had was eating out jennifer aniston. i dont know where it came from, honestly

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

I rarely dream. I'm usually so tired I go into these deep sleeps. I don't really remember much of my dreams. Although I do remember one where I was being stalked, and then of course the stalker killed me. And I woke up right when I died.

I have fucked up dreams if I either A) fall asleep with the lights on or B) sleep during the afternoon. Lots of altered reality and fucked up shenanigans.

mmhmm.

the ones where I feel warm and comforted and everything glows.

looks like this.

http://www.mssl.ucl.ac.uk/www_plasma...ter_aurora.jpg
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/9811/aurora2_jc_big.jpg

feels like this.

http://www.totallyfreecrap.com/Images/May08/snuggle.jpg
http://thetantratimes.com/Tantra.jpg

For some reason that was the first sentence I read of the post, and I laughed out loud. I don't know why. It's just such a ridiculous sentence out of context.