dammit, I don't at the moment. I gave my trumpet away and returned my rented violin a month ago.

I need to pick up a new instrument. I was thinking of going back to keyboards.

an STI of some kind

underwear

That's what you think.

A camera of some sort.

you may fart directly onto your jeans, but you have experienced underwear-- while being teabagged-- FESS UP

No sorry, no underwear for me. Anyways, how are you.

Disappointed.

And voicing disappointed.

Soapbox haters.

lebowscar!
which makes me think, and hope, that everyone on here watched The Big Lebowski at least once.

Doesn't everyone own sneakers these days?

Judging from all the perverted threads, I bet every boardie has enjoyed porn at least once.

I think by now every boardie (except me) has started a dramatic exit/hiatus thread at some point.... then returned shortly after.

Not I! At least, not from what I can remember.

I wonded which of us will be the first to do so then.

I'll be the next.

alright!
i would have started one, but i have a train to catch...

yeah i love this film and never get board of watching it, dude

I did not. And I won't, if I ever leave I don't see the need to advice the board... I mean, if I ever leave it'll be because I don't like the board anymore, so why should I mind advicing people?

I've never left this board.

And if I did, it wouldn't be dramatic. I'd just stop posting.

Not me, I left without saying ages ago!

But you are typing on a computer - so you do have a musical instrument. There's plenty of software, some of it free online, that lets you create music without any further input devices. Plus you have a voice more than likely too...