i think of cutting my hair all the time
but then i want long hair
and plus i cant think of any short hair styles that would suit me

At your venerable age I would shave it, but not too short. It looks tidy and it makes you look like you're ready to get into the coffin with dignity.

You know, of course, that the balding gene comes from your mom's side of the family, not your father's.

I dunno. I have about 24 hours yet to make up my mind. Last time I got a "styled" shorter length haircut, and even a month after it's grown out, it doesn't look half bad. I kind of like having a little hair on my head. It's still above my ears and cropped fairly short so it looks neat and everything. Still, a buzz would be low maintenance.

porks, you are the funniest guy.

mad props comin' yr way

He's very funny. He's really good at making jokes at the expense of old guys, especially.

it's because he's close to the edge himself

hey, it's ok to make fun of old people-- we ALL get old

it's not like making fun of retards

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so, did you shave your dome or what?

Hardly. I'm 34 years of age, you cunt.

34 and going on 44, you fat queen

Iron face.

ha ha ha.

i had to google that.

funneeee.

Porky is funnier.

Cool, pooper-scooper.

of course. fat queens are naturally funny.


oh my. how rude...

look,

http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/...389170,15.html

it's a sign!

I'd rather be a fat queen than a plain fat cunt.

but of course porks, thats why we love you.

take deep breaths...

I cut my hair on Monday and it's a good feeling.
Cut it if you want, if not you can always cut it another day.

In any regard, he seems to be awfully touchy when the issue of age comes up.

No, not yet. The appt's tomorrow. I'm leaning towards not shaving or buzzing and just instead getting a very close cut. As Emmah says very wisely, I can always cut it another day.

Wimp, what kind of American are you?