i put shower. looking back i should've put the kitty one. shit!

They usually just hose me off in the driveway.

i normally shower, but sometimes i like to take oatmeal honey bubble baths with my girlfriend.

my bathing routine is a multiple step process.

first, i enter the bathing apparatus (which is approximately the size of six station wagons stacked upon each other) from a hatch at the top. in the first phase, i am suspened in the middle of the chamber and sprayed with firehoses (my diamond-hard skin prevents any serious damage) for exactly 6 minutes (my gills prevent me from suffocating). next, i am misted with a fine spray of an industrial strength enamel. the chamber then begins to revolve, acting like a centrifuge and seperating all liquid from my exterior. the chamber is drained and begins to heat up. i am baked at 425 degrees for 20 minutes. vents in the sides of the bathing apparatus open and fans blow cool air into the chamber. once cool, i exit the chamber, clean. this process is repeated 4 times a day.

actually, i shower.

I wonder who the two people who don't keep clean are...

I'm disappointed at the lack of any vote for keeping clean by swimming naked in the lake.

during the summer i'm tempted to swim and just rinse off the salt water..

shower, and even if there was a quicker way i'd do that. i'm a bit anal about keeping clean, i'm one of those odd people who has a complete bathroom routine that has to be followed every night/morning

There are a lot of beautiful bars of soap available (from Lush, for example), but on the whole I prefer to use liquid soap. It's about time someone started doing really nice liquid soap. So there.

Shokubutsu is good liquid soap...

When you say "nice liquid soap", do you mean a nice-smelling one, or one that's not full of artificial crap?

If you've no objection to artificial crap, how about one of these:

For the young, daring and curious, this.
To be taken back to first love, this.
To be sexy and alive as a body moving to the music, this.
Or if you are feminine, classic, romantic and everlasting, this.

haha cool poll!!