Yeah, well my pet rabbit ate the shit of one of the rabbits from the film Babe.

the film what?

You know 'Babe', the film about the pig who has all those issues, confused what animal it is, thinks it's a dog and all that.

oh right right...it's from the 70's, right?

No, 90s I think, the pig talks, as do all the other animals.

ohh awesome, rabbit phone sex is a given then!

Um, yeah...if you like. Go and watch it, there's even a sequal Babe: Pig in The City. Imagine what happens in that one!!

he fixes the cable?

"A Young, naive pig has to make her way through the seedy, sexy underbelly of New York" - sounds good doesn't it?

pervert.

She fixes a man's cable.

It's a bloody Disney film for God's sake, how have you not heard of it?!

i have heard of it when it came out, but you just don't take a "burn" easily.

What's a "burn" and how do I take them more easily?

because i wanted to make look babe like not as cool as humping the dog from beethoven.

you know, because we're joking...

I don't even own a rabbit so ha! I was making a joke.

That was a damn good "burning" we had going on there.

i am one of the fucking rabbits from the film babe.

Wait a second...rabbits can't type. I don't buy this. I don't buy this for a second.

you just didn't expect to meet me online, did you?