i love fireworks.

here in america, us city folk are used to hearing guns and automatic fire, a nd cars and ambulances and fire trucks and cats fucking so fireworks do nothin to sully our un-sensitive ears, but you brits, god forbid you have to listen to teeny pops! Ohh my ears! My sensitive ears!!!!!

no wonder Oasis was huge.

(BTW, I am just kidding)

Being able to set off bottle rockets in a drunken haze during the dead of winter is one of the main requirements that will have to be met before I decide on buying a house. Also, I'll have to be able to play drums loud as fuck at 2 in the morning too.