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Savage Clone 09.13.2007 03:54 PM

No, it just means I won't sleep with you.
Or at least that I wouldn't tell anybody if I did.

floatingslowly 09.13.2007 03:56 PM

I feel dirty and used.

on the plus side, I'm wearing black and white today. I KNOW that matches.

when in doubt, go goth.

Savage Clone 09.13.2007 03:58 PM

Why do you think I wear all black all the time?
It's the rock/evil version of Garanimals.

Rob Instigator 09.13.2007 04:03 PM

try showing up to a punk rock show in a Houston Oilers jersey. Luckily I look like I can crush the average punk with my mighty fist (punks are notoriously malnoursihed and weak) cuz I was getting some fucking fucked up looks!

pbradley 09.13.2007 04:04 PM

The fact that she doesn't exist. :(

Cantankerous 09.13.2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Why do you think I wear all black all the time?
It's the rock/evil version of Garanimals.

this is the greatest thing i've read ALL day.

- dresses boring or wears cargo shorts/pants or polo shirts
- they're an asshole
- too critical
- clingy
- boring in general
- extremely loud in public or elsewhere. the whole world doesn't need to hear.

schizophrenicroom 09.13.2007 04:16 PM

-boring
- "scene"
-overly critical of things
- doesn't respect my interests
- "retarded". i'm really over that word.
- too loud
- doesn't respect my brother
- no fun

Rob Instigator 09.13.2007 04:24 PM

what are garanimals?

floatingslowly 09.13.2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Why do you think I wear all black all the time?
It's the rock/evil version of Garanimals.


so what yr saying is, you would tell people that you've been sleeping with me.

I assure you, I'm NOT yr play thing. trying to woo me with yr "I'm Mr. Funny" comments will not get you anywhere.

keep yr lusty stares on that side of the thread please.

good day.

Savage Clone 09.13.2007 04:28 PM

Garanimals is the name of a line of children's clothing separates, started in 1972 by Garan Incorporated. Each item of clothing features a hang-tag depicting one of several anthropomorphic animal characters, also called Garanimals. The philosophy behind Garanimals is that by making it easy for children to choose coordinated outfits by themselves (by choosing pieces with matching hang-tags), children gain self-confidence.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
what are garanimals?


Rob Instigator 09.13.2007 04:44 PM

damn! so by making "fake" decisions, children will learn confidence? fuck!

are they like Underooos?
 

I used to wear batman underoos back in the late 70's

floatingslowly 09.13.2007 04:51 PM

nah, garanimals were actual clothes.

you would have a hard time showing up for school in only underoos.

well, maybe YOU wouldn't.




for the record: savage clone is too cool to fuck with. by this point in the thread, !@#$%! would have cleared all cookies and spent the last half hour making his wife read and reread my posts in an attempt to prove that "it's HIM, not ME, I swear".

Savage Clone 09.13.2007 04:56 PM

I'm pretty sure Rob is wearing underoos right now.

floatingslowly 09.13.2007 04:59 PM

I bet yr right, and I bet it's not batman anymore.

 

!@#$%! 09.13.2007 05:06 PM

a penis

Savage Clone 09.13.2007 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
a penis


Beaten to the punch by buzzo! O the humiliation!!

!@#$%! 09.13.2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone



i didnt care to read every post, but thanks for checking for me.

if you're willing, you can read the whole thing 24 hours, and present me with a daily digest, and i'll put you on the payrroll.

let's think of a job title

assistant cesspool inspector

you like?

Savage Clone 09.13.2007 05:20 PM

Well!
Apparently this cat has claws!

Cardinal Rob 09.13.2007 06:02 PM

Has that really spineless, mousey personality. "I can't do this", "I know I'd never be that dedicated", "I stopped attending my psychologist appointments", "hey, why are you blanking me out?". It's highly frustrating to work with.
That cute/random personality some teenagers have these days. Putting on a squeaky sing-song voice and clapping frantically every time they see a peanut and regularly hollering "purple cheese!". Teeth-grinding irritation.

Danny Himself 09.13.2007 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cardinal Rob
That cute/random personality some teenagers have these days. Putting on a squeaky sing-song voice and clapping frantically every time they see a peanut and regularly hollering "purple cheese!". Teeth-grinding irritation.


That personality seems to reside in the hipster-emo-scene children of Britain. A lot of them are proud of their active interest in Japanimation, also. They're harmless though.


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