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Danny Himself 07.11.2007 06:12 PM

Ok. So anywaise, whats up?

Savage Clone 07.11.2007 06:19 PM

Had I been born a girl I would be absolutely giddy about some recent weight loss instead of just really pleased.

Nice to see you back, if only temporarily.

Edit:
Much/most of my other behavior is straight up "shoulda been born a girl."

Cantankerous 07.11.2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Had I been born a girl I would be absolutely giddy about some recent weight loss instead of just really pleased.

Nice to see you back, if only temporarily.

Edit:
Much/most of my other behavior is straight up "shoulda been born a girl."

i don't know, man. not a lot of girls i know would be rocking the cape.

Savage Clone 07.11.2007 06:33 PM

You're not hanging out with the right girls, then.

Besides, that picture is like 5 years old now.

pantophobia 07.11.2007 06:35 PM

Quote:

Why was I not born a girl?

that question explains a lot, and plagues my mind eternally

floatingslowly 07.11.2007 07:32 PM

I want to say that I'm sorry if I made light of your post Porks.

I didn't really mean to, but sometimes my Master Control Program (Ono Sendai AI.5) overrides all access to teledigital communications.

so in a sense, I blame faulty hardware myself.

my circuitry is not exactly bleeding edge, and as you can see my BIOS could use a flash update.

[Genesis was a real ruiner on my part]

MCP has authorized me to tell you that people around you should accept you for who you are, not what you are. if they don't, they aren't worth the bother.

your opinion on this subject is truely the only one that matters. my logic paths were previously unable to compute a serious answer.

so, yeah. sorry.

bzzxzzt....pop......spark *******




 

Toilet & Bowels 07.11.2007 09:13 PM

i think i'd be rubbish at being a girl

Cantankerous 07.11.2007 10:59 PM

you would make a pretty girl. no wait. i like you as a pretty man.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 07.11.2007 11:26 PM

I can't imagine not having a penis. I like the idea of being a key, not a keyhole.

davenotdead 07.11.2007 11:49 PM

 


have you tried wearing the clothes around to see if it feels natural? I'd have a problem not wearing boxers...

Dead-Air 07.12.2007 12:10 AM

I much prefer females to males overall, and I find they seem much more powerful and interesting beings. However, I kind of like being a male who "gets" this rather than feeling the need to cross over completely. 98% of the women I've ever been physically involved with were actively bi, and one was a bull dyke lesbian who didn't do any other guys (ever). I used to get into cross dressing a lot, but I don't have the figure to do it justice like I used to. Even then, though, I felt I was trying to be in both genders at once, not leaving my birth one behind.

Of course this has nothing to do with your desires or feelings of gender inadequecy, other than to say there are a lot more than "two" ways of looking at it all (and that's without even taking personal sexual preference into the formula; I remember when nearly all of my male friends were gay, and I just couldn't fathom why when they had such great taste in everything else they would want to fuck such ugly creatures as men.)

Cantankerous 07.12.2007 12:12 AM

i wouldn't want to be a boy, but you guys wouldn't want to be girls if you had to deal with shaving your legs, armpits, what-have-yous, doing your hair, makeup, nails; periods, birth control, plucking your eyebrows, childbirth, wearing a bra, DEALING WITH MEN etc etc etc. it's a pain in the ass sometimes.

Dead-Air 07.12.2007 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i wouldn't want to be a boy, but you guys wouldn't want to be girls if you had to deal with shaving your legs, armpits, what-have-yous, doing your hair, makeup, nails; periods, birth control, plucking your eyebrows, childbirth, wearing a bra, DEALING WITH MEN etc etc etc. it's a pain in the ass sometimes.


Exactly. As a man, I can grow my hair and throw on a dress and look beautiful without all of that shit. If I could just get back down to below 140 lbs, I could any way.

drrrtyboots 07.12.2007 12:33 AM

Well, plenty of men take the initiave to throw on dresses already and look great!

 

Dead-Air 07.12.2007 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
women have always been able to use ass as a meal ticket....always. and they always have...not all mind you. just, theres always been those that do, even now.

which is fine...i dont care.

but VERY few men have that same luxury.



You seem to be forgeting about Skid Row here.

Cantankerous 07.12.2007 12:47 AM

what i'm saying is that if you were to live like a typical american girl, it would be a pain in the ass.

Anngella 07.12.2007 12:50 AM

Being a woman is great. Minus menstruation.

Cantankerous 07.12.2007 12:53 AM

i bother with doing all that shit because i think it's worth it, personally.

SynthethicalY 07.12.2007 02:05 AM

Parents should not make this decision, till the kid is able to make their own thoughts on that.

Cantankerous 07.12.2007 02:16 AM

if i had kids (and i am not planning on it, but i'm also not ruling it out.) i would support and encourage any decision they made or lifestyle they chose to lead, provided it would make them happy. say if i had a daughter and she felt more comfortable as a male, i'm all for it.


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