Shut yer gob, you hero hater!!

I'm the anti-hero. And what the hell's a gob. There you go with that British thing again.

Porky he is mad because no one is paying any attention to this thread here.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=14089

Who's no one? Are we not some one? Are we not men?

I'm still trying to define that.

With 22 posts in less than five minutes, this is certainly an ignored thread.

^ What a hero!

Ever notice how it takes so little to derail Porkie's threads? A little nudge is all it takes, and not only do we lose control and derail but also find ourselves deep in post-apocalyptic, Max-at-the-Thunderdome style abandon.

Oh, I still say porkie need a well-deserve praise for saving that old lady against his will. Even if it is a tourist.

Yes, you're right. Let's raise our glass to Porkie. For saving an old crusty from certain injury and possible death, and for doing so against all his natural worst instincts!

She was American too. Double toast!

Stupid American tourists! She probably deserved to fall down, then.

Oh my hero, now I know who to call when someone is in dire need.