And of course:

I'm gonna spank you.

just cut it yourself.. i do that.. haven't been to a hairdresser in over a year, and its twice as short as a year ago :P

I get my hair cut by my mom's friend's sister. She owns a salon. I get my haircut with all the ladeez.

Go with this one, minus the lip ring!

Wear pigtails.

with pink ribbons..

No, he has to keep the ring, to look like true emo boy.
I know he enjoys listening to Jimmy Eat World.

No, I prefer My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, I can relate to those lyrics about their hard lives.

MCR and Fall Out Boy don't know a thing about pain.

Listen to Simple Plan.

No man! Good Charlotte are my gods.

Can you grow facial hair? If so, cut it short around the sides with some muttons and abit longer on the top to slick back. Go to a barber to get this aswell. I would if I weren't the only 23 year old in the world who can't grow a beard or much of anything else on his face. Although I grow abit of an alright Johnny Depp Moustache.

you should check out Hot Cross then. I've been digging them lately. I can send you some albums if you're interested, they do really dirty sounding hardcore and the singer sounds like he's crying nearly every song.

I've learned these years
in pulses and rhythms etched into stone
by leaving my heart in too many shells
before really setting into my own.
Take it away.
And now I'm going through motions but not moving on
and I'm expecting irony to linger long after humor has gone
And what's left to feel when time tells tall tales of what may have could have never was
Solutions,
Solutions always few and far between.
Yet just ahead, left for dead, turned aside and abandoned to reality instead.
And so we're aimless caught behind and left without,
its worse than morbid and less than funny the way it's turned out.

go for the douchebaggy faux hawk



it's what's in nowadays

Kevijn Shields

That's not a faux hawk. That's a haircut that lets people know you're in a shitty ska band.

You do realize I was kidding?