How about a rude and healthy cock:

he'd love for you to jerk off to him!

Note how this person's surname is "Taylor-Taylor"....as they say in Czech, "Jdi do prdele!" (Up yer arse!).

it was Taylor, but he legally changed it to Taylor-Taylor for some reason in 1997.

Taylor-Taylor is such a stupid surname, that he shoudl be forced to have his nether regions nibbled by peccaries and tapirs for about, I dunno, a year. That'll cure him of his double-barreledness.

I'll do it!!!, ha ha ha ha, as much as i think he's an ass, but he is really really hot!

golly, someone has a hard on for masturbation.

Don't we all?

Also: literotica and xtube are my bibles.

i noticed all the active threads already had titles like

Has someone ever ruined masturbation for you?

post pictures of hot guys!

what are you wearing?

DAMN GIRL, PULL OVER! LET ME SEE IT! Revisited

Post a Picture of Yourself

what are you doing?

...so i decided to bump some old threads to make it obvious...

Tonight will be a fun night for me and my left hand.

sorry, i meant "masturbation threads".

yeah, that pun was intended.

Oh my. What has become of this board.

Is there a gay version of www.met-art.com ?


If you feel like exploring some straight porn, I find Cumisha Jones oddly attractive.








She's got an unusual face.

she's intriguing...

yeah, met-art has some of the most gorgeous girls.

She's not on met-art btw, she's on petitenympha.com

I like Ulya, Jenya, and Iga on Met-Art. :D

yeah, i figured, but you did post about met art.

Aaaaaand clear history.