A far more important question than the whereabouts of Cantankerous is "where is Hip Priest?". He's only gone four or five days without posting and I miss him.

yes where is that agreeable young man?

I suspect he's doing something far more worthwhile than visiting this board, but that won't stop me from bemoaning his absence.

Have you noticed he nearly never uses profanities in his post? What a cunting hero that man is. I cunt raise cunt my cunt cunt glass cunt cunt to cunt him.

so you making up for him then glice?

He very rarely even expresses negative thoughts in his posts (except when posting about politicians), which makes it all the more effective when he does. He's a good lad.

I speak only for myself, I'm afraid. Oh, and the commitee who decide upon all these posts. Sorry to burst anyone's bubble there, but the constant barrage of wit, verve, guile, charm and general genius I unleash upon you schleps doesn't come as easy as one might think.

so you have a team of writers?

Team, legion, race - it's all gravy.

Gravy??? What does that have to do with the price of cheese?

Hey, that's an idea. Maybe Hip Priest could be lured back into the fold with a nice piece of cheese. I'll see if I can get to the farm shop at lunchtime.

Didn't hip priest post something about him going on vacation or something in the "sonic youth" thread? But, yes he's missed.

Did he? That would explain a lot.

That was PAULYBEE, I guess.

Mboh! I sorta recall Paulybee posting a new thread about him going somewhere, while HP dropped a line in the SY thread, but probably it's all made up by my bad brains.

p.s. Stephen the cd+dvd arrived today! Yay! Thans again ( I did not feel like sending another pm).

CALLING HIP PRIEST. I HAVE A NICE PIECE OF STINKING BISHOP FOR YOU. WHERE ARE YOU????


Edit - For the benefit of those who think I've just made this up:

I'LL GIVE IT A GO.

HP, COME OUT COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

HIP HIP HIP PRIEST
we miss you

i'm not in touch with cantankerous, i was disappointed she didn't turn up to atp, i was curious to see how she would compare in real life. i never really spoke to her aside from what everyone saw in the threads, which is to say we didn't really exchange PMs. she was one of the more entertaining people on this board though, i reckon she's just found herself another board to post on.