I liked Nirvana as a kid.

Pretty embarassing.

My whole life at school was a series of embarrassing moments. Eventually I just stopped going.

My brother pissed on my head when I was a kid.
I win.

Now that's fucked up. Why the hell did he do it?

He was in our treehouse and he thought I'd would be fun to piss from it.
Unfortunately I was right beneath the treehouse and I got pissed on.

Skullfucked the lunch lady.

^ you rebel!

Getting dacked while ice skating
In front of a couple of girls I like
Two months ago

Shouldn't it be "Beck wishes he were Thurston"? Or is my English fucked?

Perhaps not the most embarassing thing, but at least the most embarasssing I remember. It goes like this:
I was about 5 years of age and was attending my friends birthday party, when out of nowhere I suddenly soiled my pants, and no not number one but its brown counterpart.

As if that were not embarassing enough I locked myself in the bathroom so I could clean myself up, and during the process of this I encountered a dilemna, what to do with my underwear? It was funny because one of my friends was trying to get into the bathroom because they were cutting the cake or something and I ended up throwing my underwear out the window. Not my proudest moment but in retrospect, I wish that's as hard as your life gets, you crap yourself at a friends party.

I brought a boombox to school blasting Nikelback when they first started getting big.

hahahahaha........Wow that is embarassing, I think I'd rather drop bombs in my undies anyday, Inhuman your honesty is stellar.

Wow. First the finger up your ass thread, now this.

Your honesty is impeccable.

I remember crying (I must have been about 9 at the time) because I was the only boy invited to a birthday party where all the other guests were girls. To be honest, my reaction would probably still be the same 30 years later.

I can just about imagine you being in Abigail's Party.You'd make a great Sue.

I'm not sure if it counts as "when I was a kid", but when I was 24 I went to visit my family in Burbank, CA.

we spent the day at Universal Studios drinking beer and riding rides. on the way out, I decided to run up the loooong flight of stairs that leads to the upper area where you get out (instead of taking the escalator like the rest of them).

problem was, I hadn't finished my beer. so.....I downed it as fast I could and ran all the way (seriously long flight). this turned the beer into a gut full of foam.

we had planned on leaving, but my family wanted to stop and see the Star Trek experience first. I tried to convince them that it was stupid and not worth the time but they insisted.

anyways, about the time that people started beaming-in on stage, I puked ALL over some guy sitting in front of me. this was not just a little puke either. the pressure caused by the beer made everything come out explosively.

the only thing I could do was run.

that poor bastard. I hope he didn't plan on staying in the park long. puke smells pretty bad once it bakes in the sun.....

Shit, that never occured to me.
Australian slang, doesn't bother us much.

But isn't it a statement rather than a question?

I am still relatively a child, so here's a bump.

I walked into a glass door today. I have a bump on my noggin and bruised ego. :(

As a very young kid, I accidentally pooed myself in the kitchen, and the resulting mess landed on the floor. Needless to say, my parents were not impressed at all.