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random homie 02.11.2007 09:15 PM

Nahhhhhh
JUSt cuZ yAlll votE on ONe DoNt mean Im gunna marry her..
Just wanTed YaLlS oPInionnn

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.11.2007 09:29 PM

Hoe Fo. Supposedly a lot of black women don't like to give head, and Hoe Fo obviously loves the cock, so she's one in some number.

Clementine. 02.11.2007 10:44 PM

ehem, 'lady number two'. gosh, is there no male decency left in this world.

val-holla-ing 02.12.2007 12:41 AM

oh mah darlin', oh mah darlin', oh mah daaaaaarlin' clementine.

ho is the new lady.

Clementine. 02.12.2007 12:50 AM

ohhh nooooooo *hides face*
this kid used to follow me around in 3rd grade and sing that. :[

val-holla-ing 02.12.2007 01:12 AM

it was me.

Clementine. 02.12.2007 01:20 AM

*gasps*... Peabody? :O

Clementine. 02.12.2007 01:22 AM

so how is your day so far, valahollingsdhjjds?

val-holla-ing 02.12.2007 01:37 AM

my day is over. i had some indian food for lunch, studied some music history, went to work for a bit, went to band practice, took a band photo, went on a manhunt for some triscuits, a clif bar, and some mint/honey tea, and came home and studied some more. it was all action packed, but all i really wanted to do was stay in and take a nap. i'm sure there were titties in there somewhere, but i tend to remember them way after the fact.

you?

Clementine. 02.12.2007 01:53 AM

wow, you described your day with such precision and grace. im motivated to tell about mine.
well i got up, showered while listening to Mono, had work as well..had to break up a fight between two elderly women at the bar, went to my friends show and then came home. doesnt sound nearly as exciting as your day.

how was band practice and did you find that triscuit

val-holla-ing 02.12.2007 02:02 AM

did i ever find the triscuit! sadly, they were original flavor (i prefer rosemary & olive oil). band practice was a waste of time. our drummer doesn't drum very well and the guitarist is recovering from pneumonia...we have a show on saturday night (a fucking record release party) and we're nowhere near being prepared. i think i'm just going to play harsh noise over everyone else's shit, that way i can just sAy "oh it's art, you just don't understand".

Clementine. 02.12.2007 02:17 AM

ha, that damn triscuit. so i take it practice was a bummer. my condolences to your guitarist. and what do you play? you know, some of the best art are results of spontaneity. dont stress, im sure your show will go well. the show i went to, on the other hand, was quite exciting. it wasnt quite my ffriends and the rest of the band's performance, it was what happened there. the show was on his lawn and i witnessed some very drunk person jump off his roof into his pool. hilarious.

Trasher02 02.12.2007 04:41 AM

HOE DOS

the ikara cult 02.12.2007 02:26 PM

Surely random homie should decide by some kind of dice/coin toss method?

Rob Instigator 02.12.2007 02:50 PM

i likes all dem ho's

but i think you shoud go and find yourself this one.
 



or this one
 

truncated 02.12.2007 02:58 PM

May I ask for clarification on spelling? Is it "hoe," as in garden, or "ho"?

Clementine. 02.12.2007 03:03 PM

'ho' as it was probably extracted from 'whore'.

the ikara cult 02.12.2007 03:04 PM

there was an amusing bit in pimp my ride where Xhibit is digging around in the back of this truck and finds a bunch of rusty garden hoe's "Aaah man... NEVER use the rusty hoe!"

truncated 02.12.2007 03:08 PM

Logical interpolation. I'll go with Clementine.

Surely a TRUE homie would have known that.

Clementine. 02.12.2007 03:13 PM

*nods* at least give loose women dignity and spell it right. ;]


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