been gone for two days and all goes to shit.

needle in the hay y'all

haha. one time i did go to a redneck bar with a girl from work. she was talking to someone and i caught her attention. i held up a finger and mouthed "be right back".... and then i ran for my car.

(girlgun trick #567485)

dave:

Sway - I wish no one knew I have no more imagination than to come up with the same lame jokes all the time.

gmku: golly gee i love the rolling stones, hey guys check out these brown suede dress shoes i just paid $350 for

Now that's hittin' below the belt there, missy! I mean, you really sort of know how to, well, sort of hurt a guy, you know?

you know i'd never hurt you sweetcheeks.
all in good fun.

Ah, shucks, I know.

come on, let's go out for ice cream and hookers.

Really? Can we, can we?!

it's on me.

You're the best.

And you, my poor boy, live in Macon, Ga.

meow

I'm going to give you a pity pos rep, Sway, not to show that I'm the bigger man but because I truly care.

Satan: I'll rip your testicles off

said in a good way. I like satan

My impression of Atsonicpark: I worship Satan.

My impression of gmku: My impression of Atsonicpark: I worship Satan.

Too funny.

Can I have some ice cream AND hookers ON you?!

yeah!!

well, time to go suck a dildo dick to test my gag reflexes.

It best be that glow in the dark one.
Also, pix.

it is, actually.

I dunno, I just have always wanted to suck a dick. I'm not going to lie. I'm not gay. Well, I am a little bit (everyone is a little bit). I've just always wanted the sensation of a throbbing cock in my mouth. Preferably if a girl had a dick, since I don't really find guys attractive. I know, it's weird. Oh well.

sucking dick is awesome

pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not going to lie, I've always wanted cum on my face too.

My girlfriend just looks so beautiful when she sucks my dick. Haha. I mean, seriously. I think dick sucking is just some amazing thing. I just want to look that beautiful. Maybe that's it?

It's probably some weird, subconscious, psychologically-stunted, childhood bullshit. But oh well, I don't feel bad.

Dicks rule.

atsonic, it's ok man. We know you already have :-)

Satan, let's fuckin DO this already.

my demands:

black flag shirt
catholic skirt
Vanilla bean ice cream, straight up.
One midget hooker dressed up like an Ewok (female tho)
and one of those classy government hookers, maybe gmku can find one for us.
He can watch if he wants, but only thru a glass window.
Tom Violence on repeat thru some stereosystem.
Afterwards we have to smoke opium and listen to sovus radio.

I don't know what that means (the trap).

My girlfriend told me she loves me because I'm in touch with my gay side.

agreed. and u know why?
because the power that goes along with sucking the life out of a man is invigorating.

do i have to pay for the hookers y/n

this

i will create a painting

Trap= chick with dick.

"sucking the life out" haha.

Licking a clit is awesome.

who said anything about paying? we'll murder them together too.